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[deadlesbian]

Right. Gainful employment. I seem to be in need of it again. Anyone got use for an adorable, mouthy girl who has meager skills when it comes to menial tasks and didn't actually finish college on account of being stabbed?

Anyone?

Please?

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[bass_on_fire]

You have a lovely way of selling yourself, babe.

[deadlesbian]

I believe in being honest.

[bass_on_fire]

One of the reasons why I love you.

Any luck so far?

[deadlesbian]

It appears I get to be a shop girl. With a job described as mostly reading, I can hardly complain.

[bass_on_fire]

That doesn't sound bad at all. Is it really that simple?

[deadlesbian]

Read and sell the occasional magical knick-knack, he said. We'll see if it works out in practice.

[bass_on_fire]

I wish you the best of luck, then. Who knows? Maybe I'll take up magic. I need a new hobby, anyway.

[deadlesbian]

Ooooh. Does this mean lots of naked dancing rituals in the countryside?

[bass_on_fire]

... Now it does. I was just gonna eventually branch off into talking about card tricks, because I'm already pretty skilled with my hands, but that totally works too.

[deadlesbian]

Right. Just remember, magic powers are fine as long as you're not shagging fallen angels.

[bass_on_fire]

That's a very good rule. Hey, does this mean I have to get a crazy, overly revealing ritual outfit?

[deadlesbian]

Yes.

A thousand times yes.

[bass_on_fire]

Guess I need to start finding someone who makes outfits.

Outfits which defy physics in how they actually manage to stay up and just barely cover things.

[deadlesbian]

I believe double-sided tape is to thank, there.

[bass_on_fire]

Could definitely work. We need body paint for this, too? I kinda dig that.

[deadlesbian]

You're just making this kinkier and kinkier, babe.