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[deadlesbian]

Right. Gainful employment. I seem to be in need of it again. Anyone got use for an adorable, mouthy girl who has meager skills when it comes to menial tasks and didn't actually finish college on account of being stabbed?

Anyone?

Please?

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[dresden4hire]

You're hired!

[deadlesbian]

Perfect!

...what am I doing?

[dresden4hire]

Sitting on a stool, reading a book, and selling the occasional magical nick knack.

[deadlesbian]

That I can do. I can even supply my own books.

[dresden4hire]

If not, there's a large pile of romance novels in a box behind the desk from the previous stool sitters.

[deadlesbian]

I may have to bring my own. The ones with the rugged blokes with flowing locks tend to put me off my lunch.

[dresden4hire]

I'm an equal opportunity employer. The box contains blokes and blokes, blokes and ladies, ladies and ladies, and probably other combinations I don't want to think about.

[deadlesbian]

...I like you. A lot.

[dresden4hire]

Great. That means you're probably evil.

[deadlesbian]

How in the world does that make me evil?

[dresden4hire]

Most people who like me right away are evil and want to kill me.

Maybe you can be the exception though.

[deadlesbian]

Well, are you an evil fallen angel or demon or angry faerie of some sort?

[dresden4hire]

I'm a wizard who was partially possessed by a demon and blessed by an angel.

[deadlesbian]

Well that sounds oddly ominous, actually. But since my best mate was once possessed and shagged a fallen angel, I suppose I can't judge you too harshly.

[dresden4hire]

It's not even real possession. It's like poseur possession, really.

[deadlesbian]

Don't you just hate it when the demons can't be bothered to do their work properly?