I think I'm going to start using "At least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine" as a retort to all insults.
and now for my inspirational song quote of the day:
"Satan
The horned emperor of depths
Lend to me dark demon wings
Grant me the strength for my journey
Enshrined in the dark in a cold black casket
Cursed to live in this grim immortal existence
Father, show mercy upon my tormented soul
Reveal the darkened path to the realms of hell.....
Realms of hell"
generic black metal bands are hilarious.
P.S.
Holy shit:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html