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i accidently said "bastard" in front of my mom today.
I went to run some errands with her, and she let me drive her car. i was nervous because it is an SUV and feels completely different than my car. then a guy cut me off... and i said, "what a bastard."
yeah, that was an awkward moment.
my Dismemberment Plan cds should be coming any day now...
that's happy.
so, i guess i'm going to perform Rachael's wedding at MJR. you know... since i'm an ordained minister and all.
it seems like a depressing place to "tie the knot" in. where the hell did the phrase "tie the knot" come from? i don't like it that much.
i also don't like Bob Saget. god, he's so unfunny. like Mitch Hedburg.
except, Bob Saget isn't dead from a drug overdose.
...yet.
i need to start performing weddings for money. well... money or free alcohol at the reception.
either works.
so, if you want to get married... give me a call.
oh... but i only do wedding ceremonies where i can say, "evening, bitches." when i start.
it's a rule.
i watched the movie Sorry, Wrong Number tonight.
Film noir is the greatest. but, i still need to see Kiss Me Deadly... and it's supposed to be one of the best film noir films.
I went to run some errands with her, and she let me drive her car. i was nervous because it is an SUV and feels completely different than my car. then a guy cut me off... and i said, "what a bastard."
yeah, that was an awkward moment.
my Dismemberment Plan cds should be coming any day now...
that's happy.
so, i guess i'm going to perform Rachael's wedding at MJR. you know... since i'm an ordained minister and all.
it seems like a depressing place to "tie the knot" in. where the hell did the phrase "tie the knot" come from? i don't like it that much.
i also don't like Bob Saget. god, he's so unfunny. like Mitch Hedburg.
except, Bob Saget isn't dead from a drug overdose.
...yet.
i need to start performing weddings for money. well... money or free alcohol at the reception.
either works.
so, if you want to get married... give me a call.
oh... but i only do wedding ceremonies where i can say, "evening, bitches." when i start.
it's a rule.
i watched the movie Sorry, Wrong Number tonight.
Film noir is the greatest. but, i still need to see Kiss Me Deadly... and it's supposed to be one of the best film noir films.