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1. Do you clump your toilet paper before you wipe? yes
2. Do you look at the snot after you blow your nose?yes
3. Do you spit or swallow after brushing your teeth?spit
4. Do you close your eyes when you kiss?mostly, sometimes i open them so i can see the person im kissing
5. Do you put ice in your glass before or after pouring the soda into it? before cuz if you put it in after the soda splashes
6. Do you clean the lint out of your belly button? i dont get lint in my belly button but if i did id clean it
7. If so, do you use your finger or a washcloth? with my finger
8. Have you ever pooped in your pants? nope
9. If you think you have B.O., do you smell your own armpits just in case? always
10. Do you enjoy popping zits? thoroughly
11. How many people do you say "I love you" to on a regular basis? too many to count
12. Who are they?my mom, my sister, diana, john, omar, lots of cool people
13. The last time you went to the movies, who sat to your left? my mom and then my brother
14. Right? no one
15. Have you ever had phone sex? oh baby yes
16. Do you prefer plastic or metal paper clips? metal \m/
17. Name as many condom brands as you can *no cheating*. trojan, lifestyles, durex, and thats all i can think of
18. Have you ever seen your parents naked? nope
19. Have you ever seen your parents having sex? nope
20. Do you masturbate? yes. i like how this question follows the one about seeing my parents having sex.
21. Do you prefer masturbating during the day or night? both
22. Where? in my room
23. How many times a week? 7 or more
24. Have you ever used anything other than your hand? not that i recal
25. What?
26. When you pick your nose, what do you do with the boogie? wipe it on something inconspicuous
27. Do you have any wounds? scars
28. Where? on next to my left eye and one over my right eye
29. Would you ever give your pet CPR? if it needed it
30. Have you ever farted in water so you could see the bubbles? ive farted in water so the bubbles would tickle my balls. :)
31. When you practice kissing, do you use a mirror or your hand? i..uh.. dont know...what are you talking about.
32. If you had to eat a human being, what part of the body would you eat first? face, that way i could tell people "i chewed a guys face off once, dont fuck with me"
33. How often do you sleep naked? always except when people that i dont want to see me naked are in the room
34. Have you ever had sex with a non-human (i.e., animal or blow-up doll)? no
35. Have you ever worn underwear that's not your own? nope
36. Do you ever re-use condoms? god no
37. What do you do with your fingernail clippings? play with them and then throw them out
38. If you're too lazy to go to the bathroom, would you go in the pool? i used to when i was a kid
39. Have you ever defecated so much that the toilet got clogged at a friend's house? no but that would be funny
40. Are you a public pooper? ...as in pooping in a public restroom, yes but, i have a problem peein in them
41. Have you ever stuffed your bra or pants? nope
42. Have you ever woken up and realized you don't know where you are or how you got there? yes sadly
43. Have you ever peed on the toilet and not cleaned it up? no
44. Have you ever fell into the toilet because someone left the seat up and you didn't notice? no
45. If you had a really bad wedgie, would you pick it in front of people or just leave it? id pick that mofo in front of anyone
46. How often do you Q-tip your ears? everytime i see a q-tip, obsession
47. Have you ever swapped underwear with your significant other to see what it was like? i dont think so
48. How long have you gone without washing your hair? probably like a week, like when i used to have a mohawk or liberty spikes it was a pain in the ass to have to do it up again
49. Do you like sex toys? If so, what?no im all the toy i need
50. What's the longest you've ever gone without showering? no comment
*Bonus Question*. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best, rate this survey as compared to others. i dont do many of these things but i had fun you get a 7.
2. Do you look at the snot after you blow your nose?yes
3. Do you spit or swallow after brushing your teeth?spit
4. Do you close your eyes when you kiss?mostly, sometimes i open them so i can see the person im kissing
5. Do you put ice in your glass before or after pouring the soda into it? before cuz if you put it in after the soda splashes
6. Do you clean the lint out of your belly button? i dont get lint in my belly button but if i did id clean it
7. If so, do you use your finger or a washcloth? with my finger
8. Have you ever pooped in your pants? nope
9. If you think you have B.O., do you smell your own armpits just in case? always
10. Do you enjoy popping zits? thoroughly
11. How many people do you say "I love you" to on a regular basis? too many to count
12. Who are they?my mom, my sister, diana, john, omar, lots of cool people
13. The last time you went to the movies, who sat to your left? my mom and then my brother
14. Right? no one
15. Have you ever had phone sex? oh baby yes
16. Do you prefer plastic or metal paper clips? metal \m/
17. Name as many condom brands as you can *no cheating*. trojan, lifestyles, durex, and thats all i can think of
18. Have you ever seen your parents naked? nope
19. Have you ever seen your parents having sex? nope
20. Do you masturbate? yes. i like how this question follows the one about seeing my parents having sex.
21. Do you prefer masturbating during the day or night? both
22. Where? in my room
23. How many times a week? 7 or more
24. Have you ever used anything other than your hand? not that i recal
25. What?
26. When you pick your nose, what do you do with the boogie? wipe it on something inconspicuous
27. Do you have any wounds? scars
28. Where? on next to my left eye and one over my right eye
29. Would you ever give your pet CPR? if it needed it
30. Have you ever farted in water so you could see the bubbles? ive farted in water so the bubbles would tickle my balls. :)
31. When you practice kissing, do you use a mirror or your hand? i..uh.. dont know...what are you talking about.
32. If you had to eat a human being, what part of the body would you eat first? face, that way i could tell people "i chewed a guys face off once, dont fuck with me"
33. How often do you sleep naked? always except when people that i dont want to see me naked are in the room
34. Have you ever had sex with a non-human (i.e., animal or blow-up doll)? no
35. Have you ever worn underwear that's not your own? nope
36. Do you ever re-use condoms? god no
37. What do you do with your fingernail clippings? play with them and then throw them out
38. If you're too lazy to go to the bathroom, would you go in the pool? i used to when i was a kid
39. Have you ever defecated so much that the toilet got clogged at a friend's house? no but that would be funny
40. Are you a public pooper? ...as in pooping in a public restroom, yes but, i have a problem peein in them
41. Have you ever stuffed your bra or pants? nope
42. Have you ever woken up and realized you don't know where you are or how you got there? yes sadly
43. Have you ever peed on the toilet and not cleaned it up? no
44. Have you ever fell into the toilet because someone left the seat up and you didn't notice? no
45. If you had a really bad wedgie, would you pick it in front of people or just leave it? id pick that mofo in front of anyone
46. How often do you Q-tip your ears? everytime i see a q-tip, obsession
47. Have you ever swapped underwear with your significant other to see what it was like? i dont think so
48. How long have you gone without washing your hair? probably like a week, like when i used to have a mohawk or liberty spikes it was a pain in the ass to have to do it up again
49. Do you like sex toys? If so, what?no im all the toy i need
50. What's the longest you've ever gone without showering? no comment
*Bonus Question*. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best, rate this survey as compared to others. i dont do many of these things but i had fun you get a 7.