Yesterday...
Started out with me getting dressed? I was surprised, my leopard print pants actually looked half decent for once. Then I wasted my money on that damned bus because my bus card doesnt work for the stupid fucking thing and there are no other buses that go ANYWHERE on weekeds. WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously.
Okay. So this is the order of meeting up, I tried writing this in a paragraph and it sounded like a story I would have written in first grade:
-Shizz, Jizz
-Emily, Monica, their friends
-Clizz, J-hoez
What we did until going to the U-District:
-Ate curly fries
-Went to Westlake and got A-Z-N food harharhar.
-Bussed to Uwajamaya, however that may be spelled
There was this tree full of birds and it was really scary. Actually there were like FIVE bird trees and that made it even more scary.
On the bus:
-Scary lady with hideous huge hair, disgusting smelling lotion, listening to aweful music was tapping (SMACKING) her ENORMOUS acrylic nails against the window to the beat. It was so ghetto fab ("but... without the fab")
-This girl had the raddest David Bowie bag ever
-Meryl, Oven, James and Taylor got on the bus (I thought I smelled RANK ASS PUSSY, SLUTS, CLEAN YOUR GINAS.)
On the Ave:
-We left those nasty hussies to go to J-hoez' house to sip a lil wine
-Ended up hanging out with the hussies for a while, creamed myself on account of seeing good lookingness.
-Went to J-hoez' and drank some wine
Went home
EDIT: Claire, we have another thing we can bitch about aside from hot boys and being ditched. Our newest topic is "Isn't it so cool how people are huge hypocrites?" Lets move to Germany, now.
Okay. So this is the order of meeting up, I tried writing this in a paragraph and it sounded like a story I would have written in first grade:
-Shizz, Jizz
-Emily, Monica, their friends
-Clizz, J-hoez
What we did until going to the U-District:
-Ate curly fries
-Went to Westlake and got A-Z-N food harharhar.
-Bussed to Uwajamaya, however that may be spelled
There was this tree full of birds and it was really scary. Actually there were like FIVE bird trees and that made it even more scary.
On the bus:
-Scary lady with hideous huge hair, disgusting smelling lotion, listening to aweful music was tapping (SMACKING) her ENORMOUS acrylic nails against the window to the beat. It was so ghetto fab ("but... without the fab")
-This girl had the raddest David Bowie bag ever
-Meryl, Oven, James and Taylor got on the bus (I thought I smelled RANK ASS PUSSY, SLUTS, CLEAN YOUR GINAS.)
On the Ave:
-We left those nasty hussies to go to J-hoez' house to sip a lil wine
-Ended up hanging out with the hussies for a while, creamed myself on account of seeing good lookingness.
-Went to J-hoez' and drank some wine
Went home
EDIT: Claire, we have another thing we can bitch about aside from hot boys and being ditched. Our newest topic is "Isn't it so cool how people are huge hypocrites?" Lets move to Germany, now.