slay the unicorn
The team is not going to carry you in on their shoulders. That beautiful girl you've been staring at doesn't really give a shit about you. You're not going to win the grand prize. Today is not taco day.
I'm frustrated and broke and in need of a change of scenery.
I'd much prefer the smell of margaritas and chlorine to the usual smells of vomit and diesel fumes. Unfortunately, vomit and diesel fumes are where I make my living ... and I'm paid accordingly.
I'm frustrated and broke and in need of a change of scenery.
I'd much prefer the smell of margaritas and chlorine to the usual smells of vomit and diesel fumes. Unfortunately, vomit and diesel fumes are where I make my living ... and I'm paid accordingly.