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[deadgirldropout]

So we're out at sea again and things are just. I don't know. I feel like I'm in some weird sort of limbo. Maybe this place is limbo. That would explain a lot.

So anyway, I did have a point. I need a hobby or something, because I have a lot of free time and...it gets boring. Does anyone have any suggestions?

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[needs_a_plan]

Limbo, huh? I...can't think of anything that would explain, but at least it wouldn't surprise me. I'm beyond surprise at this juncture.

Hey! You know what you could do if you're bored? Help me figure out where to get longer pants.

[deadgirldropout]

Well it would explain how we all randomly ended up here. We died and now we're in Limbo.

What do you need longer pants for? And can't you just borrow them from someone?

[needs_a_plan]

...Died!? You think we're all dead? Weren't you already dead?

Evidently it's going to snow, and my experience and by experience I mean things people have told me with snow tells me that it's going to be cold, which means that I should have warmer clothes. ...And I can probably borrow some, yes. If anyone will let me borrow some. And someone has some that will fit.

[deadgirldropout]

I don't think we're all dead, I'm just saying it's an explanation. And people go somewhere after they die, maybe it's here. It's probably not, but it could be, right?

I bet you'd fit in Lucci's pants. Length-wise, at least. You've never seen snow before?

[needs_a_plan]

...Uh, well, yeah, it's an explanation. It's just that when I try to explain things I generally reach for an option that involves me being ALIVE.

I think I'll stick to asking people who can't eat me, if it's all the same. And no, it's pretty consistently warm where I come from. Apparently it has snowed there; just not in my lifetime.

[deadgirldropout]

If you're dead, then being dead really isn't that bad, right? Look on the bright side.

I could ask him for you, if you wanted. Zoro's pants would probably fit you, too. You're from Spain, right?

[needs_a_plan]

...There has to be a downside, though. Doesn't there? To being dead. If there weren't, what would be the point of being alive?

Ehhh... I think I could ask the cook. That seems like a safer bet. Spain, yes.

[deadgirldropout]

I don't know. They never tell me anything. I just get my orders and have to figure out how to feed and clothe myself.

Yeah, I guess. I'm from America.

[needs_a_plan]

...They?

Yeah, Usopp told me. I went there once.

[deadgirldropout]

I don't know. The people in charge or whatever. If they're people at all.

Yeah? That's cool. Back in the 1500s, right?

[needs_a_plan]

The people in charge-- of...death?

Yep. Have you ever heard of El Dorado?

[deadgirldropout]

Yeah.

I have. The city of gold, right? Did you go there?

[needs_a_plan]

...Have you talked to them?

Yep. They thought we were gods.

[deadgirldropout]

No. Think of the people or whatever in charge as like...the president of a big company. And I'm the person out on the street doing all the grudge work.

...haha really? That sounds awesome.

[needs_a_plan]

How do you get your orders, then?

Oh it was. It was very awesome.

[deadgirldropout]

I got them from Rube. He was my boss. The boss of a group of five of us. And he got them from someone else, I don't know who.

How'd you manage that?