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[deadgirldropout]

...I'm actually really enjoying this whole everyone turning into an animal thing. I'm apparently a panther. And the only times I've changed so far are when someone's made me laugh really hard. So all in all I'm having a good time. I can purr! Isn't that cool

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[needs_a_plan]

Oh, I see how it is.

[deadgirldropout]

...fuck, I knew I was forgetting someone.

I'm sorry, Tulio. You make an adorable ferret.

[needs_a_plan]

I make an adorable ferret with pointy teeth.

[deadgirldropout]

You do.

[needs_a_plan]

...I bit Michiko's tail. She didn't even notice.

[deadgirldropout]

Hahaha really?

[needs_a_plan]

...Yes. Really.

[deadgirldropout]

Well donkeys use their tails to like...swat things. They probably don't have a whole lot of nerves in them.

[needs_a_plan]

...True.

[deadgirldropout]

I bet Sanji would notice if you bit his tail.

[needs_a_plan]

Yeah, he'd notice enough to eat me.

[deadgirldropout]

...do foxes eat ferrets?

[needs_a_plan]

The question is whether I want to find out the answer to that question.

[deadgirldropout]

Well you don't have to find it out through experimentation. Just...look it up or something.

[needs_a_plan]

I don't think they live in the same places, but just because they haven't before doesn't mean they won't.

[deadgirldropout]

Fine. I'd say try Usopp's tail,then, but A) you can't see it and B) he'd have a heart attack.