Home Alone

[deadfreak007]

Cashier: Are you here by yourself?
Boy: Ma'am, I'm 8 years old. Of course I'm not here by myself.
Cashier: Where's your mom?
Boy: In the car.
Cashier: Where's your dad?
Boy: At work.
Cashier: Where are your brother and sister's?
Boy: I'm an only child.
Cashier: Where do you live?
Boy: I can't tell you that.
Cashier: Why not?
Boy: Because you're a stranger.

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