Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pulled
eternal_ivy's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I punched
__amaryllis__ in the arm (-10 points). In February I bought porn for
burrelly (10 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I donated bone marrow to
hornyangel20 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (219 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
deadedd666