[Day 7, Evening]

[chainsaw_wizard]

[The sound of someone speaking off in the distance can be heard, abruptly getting closer. It doesn't sound like they're intentionally pressing the talk button.]

"Huh, this might be useful."

[Pauses, as if listening to the crackle the poor walkie talkie is making.]

"The fuck, is this thing broken? Well, shit."

[The crackle stops for a few moments before

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[holy_beats]

[ There was no mistaking that voice, even if the reception was poor. Justin quickly responded, ]

You are an idiot.

[chainsaw_wizard]

[There's the sound of the walkie being hastily pulled out of a pocket and held way too close to the user's mouth.]

"What!? Fuck you, man! Where the fuck am I, huh!?"

[holy_beats]

Did you even bother trying to find out?

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Irritable, getting louder.]

"You fuckin' think I wouldn't!? I don't know what this stupid-ass place is! Did you drag me here, huh!?"

[holy_beats]

[ He keeps an even tone of voice, as to stoke Giriko further into a tantrum. ]

Yes, of course, it was me. I thought we could use a post-apocalyptic getaway vacation.

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Audibly grinds teeth, blood pressure probably skyrocketing]

"I'll kick your shitty ass! Where the hell are you, huh!? I'll fucking find you and I'll kick your ass like I should have ages ago!"

[holy_beats]

[ He cuts off, ]

Enough. Is Noah there with you? Have you heard from him?

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Grindgrindgrind]

"Fucker ain't here, I don't give a damn where he is, I don't like this place and I want to get back to my room and my couch and my beer RIGHT. NOW. Rightnow!"

[holy_beats]

[ Justin shook his head slowly. He theorized this 'spiriting away' business had something to do with Noah. ]

Well, I am surprised. Maybe you should think your accusation over.

[ He fidgeted with the headphone jack on the walkie-talkie while speaking. ]

Do you smell salt in the breeze? Do you see ocean to the east?

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Snorts, grumbling under breath. There's a short pause.]

"Yeah, I smell the ocean. I don't have a fuckin' compas, but yeah, I think so."

[holy_beats]

[ He rolled his eyes. ]

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Figure it out, find a major roadway, and start heading west.

[ Getting ready to tug the cord from its base, he'd say a farewell. ]

Try not to sleep yourself through the next few days, Snow White.

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Growls, shoving the walkie back in his pocket. It sounds like he's on the move again.]

"'Don't sleep the days away Snow White', FEH."

[holy_beats]

[ Before signing off, Justin presses the 'talk' button once again. ]

Oh, and Giriko... I know 'any hole's a goal' for you, but I think you'd benefit from keeping it in your pants, for once. There's this bug going around, and I don't think you'd want to die from what could possibly be the worst venereal disease known to man.

[chainsaw_wizard]

[Snorts, not bothering to pull the walkie back out.]

"Li- *crackle* -fuck o- *crackle* -walkin' corpses...."