[ Day 11 ] Evening

[germansuplexed]

[The walkie talkie crackles to life and the sounds of a person on the verge of tears and trying to catch her breath at the same time sound over the channel.]

I-I really think that you can stop joking around now, senpai! I don't know how you pulled it off but the zombies aren't funny, okay? I don't want to know what it's like to live in a horror

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[itselegant]

Hey, you alright?

[germansuplexed]

[Don't mind Yui if the voice is still a bit muffled. Her face is kind of on the floor and she's kind of just muttering to herself.]

This is some sick joke of God's right?

[itselegant]

[sob. don't get him started on God.]

I don't know about that. Do you need help?

[germansuplexed]

That would be nice.

But first, can you tell me if this is the after life? Cause zombies is not what I imagined heaven would be like.

[itselegant]

If this is an afterlife, it ain't Heaven.

[germansuplexed]

No kidding.

But then again, God already has a sick sense of humor so I wouldn't be surprised.

[itselegant]

[there's a grunting noise. it may be agreement or may be "moving on!" probably both.]

This country is Malta, by the way.

[germansuplexed]

Malta?

[Yui was never really good with geography.]

That doesn't sound anywhere near Japan.

[itselegant]

Yeah, we're pretty far from Japan. It's in the Mediterranean.

[germansuplexed]

The Mediterranean?!

But the last time I checked, zombies didn't exist in the real world period!

[itselegant]

There's diseases that cause symptoms similar to...zombieness.

[germansuplexed]

You sure it isn't just called 'turning into a zombie', mister? Cause that's what it looks like to me.

[itselegant]

[don't knock science. :(]

I won't know what the cause is until I study the infected.

[germansuplexed]

You're a scientist then?

That's kind of cool!

[itselegant]

Ye...ah.

Virologist, to be exact.

[germansuplexed]

What's that?