[ Day 11 ] Evening

[germansuplexed]

[The walkie talkie crackles to life and the sounds of a person on the verge of tears and trying to catch her breath at the same time sound over the channel.]

I-I really think that you can stop joking around now, senpai! I don't know how you pulled it off but the zombies aren't funny, okay? I don't want to know what it's like to live in a horror

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[rollthecredits]

It's not a joke. Believe me, the punchline would be awful.

[germansuplexed]

Are you sure? Because I know plenty of people who tell horrible jokes.

[rollthecredits]

[that earns a 'heh'.] Nope. And it's not going to get any funnier over time, either.

[germansuplexed]

Terrific. First I die, then I end up at the Battlegrounds and I was supposed to be in the afterlife by now!

Instead I end up living a horror movie!

[rollthecredits]

... Did you say dead?

[heavy sigh] How is that not part of a horror movie?

[germansuplexed]

Yeah well...I would take the Battlegrounds over zombies any day.

[rollthecredits]

If you say so. Place called the 'Battlegrounds' doesn't sound like much of a picnic to me, though.

[germansuplexed]

...I guess. But at least it was fun - all my friends and senpai's were there