Christmas is that special time of year...
...that makes me gag.
Seriously could this stupid holiday possible get any more materialistic? I understand that by saying this I am just beating a dead horse with a baseball bat (fun mental picture), but I’m not just talking about the standard yuletide greed. I am discussing how I was personally witness to the theft of toys at a gift give away to needy children. That’s right ladies and gentlemen; there are people who steal presents from poor kids.
Last night I spent 4 hours passing out toys to needy kids, and just when I’m starting to actually feel good about myself and happy for all of these kids, I see one bawling his eyes out because some jack ass stole the only toys he was going to get for Christmas. The really sick part is that I can’t imagine that the asshole was stealing the toys for his children, because the bastard could have just signed his kids up for the giveaway instead of stealing from another. He probably was just hoping to pawn the boy’s brand new cd player for meth.
So the conclusion that I have come to is that the true meaning of Christmas is that people suck, and that their poor kids don’t deserve the dick weed parents that they get stuck with.
I hate people. I wish I wasn’t one because I fear that I’m damned by association.