This is how bored I am

May 04, 2005 15:07

These were actually kind of funny.

JUDY__FAITH on 16:01:24 2005-05-04 asked:
THE CHURCH I GO TO WORSHIP GOD..THE CHURCH I ALSO GO TO VISIT ALSO WORSHIP GOD TOO...MY QUESTION IS IF I VISIT THE CHURCH I GO TOO..DOES THAT MEAN I WORSHIP TWO GOD..BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SERVICE TO MASTER

Here's one for you, maybe both churches are wrong. Maybe God hates people whose capslock key is broken.

AnswerBus7373388 on 16:04:37 2005-05-04 asked:
Where did Wicca first develop?

A corporate board room, they just weren't making enough money from the goths and
hippies so they had to create a new subculture.

Kraytilius on 16:05:24 2005-05-04 asked:
How do I become a famous actor?

You can't. You'll just end up ripped to shreds by the entertainment industry until you eventually end up in gay porn with a penis in your mouth.

Hah, now I feel better.
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