Zombies!

May 02, 2005 16:57

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Some of my friends have claimed in the past that preparing for an invasion
of the living dead is ridiculous, as such a thing isn't possible.

You bitches better start apologizing because it's going to take 10 years for
every country on earth to have "Zombie" bombs, and from there only an armed conflict
away from the post-apocalyptic zombie world of my dreams.

I just want to thank Dan for getting me my survival guide for my birthday and Kat for
sending me the link. You both will have a place on my man-made island safe from the
ravenous hordes of living dead.

I just have so much to do and so little time to do it in. I need rifles, crossbows, shotguns,
supplies... damn it. I can't afford all this shit.

Now it's more important than ever that I graduate so that I can be ready for the rise
of the flesh eating zombies.

Now there's a reason for going to school!
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