Man I am so awesome, it hurts (other people).
These are two pretty comparably long conversations that I just had to share with everyone.
If I was any funnier I'd get paid just for talking.
GOCK asked:
"Why can't people with REAL psychic ability tell us the truth about Jon Benet Ramsey?"
Me:
"Because there is no such thing as real psychic ability, it’s just a combination of educated guesswork and gullible people buying it. For example, I am not psychic but I know that you are an idiot."
GOCK says:
"ONE PART OF YOUR RESPONSE IS TRUE--YOU ARE NOT A PSYCHIC.HOWEVER YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM AN IDIOT IS COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. MARILYN VOS SAVANT"
Not Me:
"for the same reason they cant predict the lottery numbers ,or know that their car is going to break down or that they will stub their toe. Its all fake!"
Also Not Me:
"I don't believe in the psychic friends network either, but there is no reason to be rude"
GOCK says:
"THANK YOU!"
Me Again:
"I'm not being rude, merely honest. Unlike everything any psychic has ever told you."
Truthfully, I was being rude, good thing I don't care. This next ones even better.
missblond72993 asked:
"duz any1 wanna talk wme"
Me:
"Nope, and it has nothing to do with your broken syntax and horrible spelling, honest."
missblond72993 says:
"then y? (im doin that on purpose 2!)"
Me:
"Because it shows how lazy you are when you are unwilling to spend a fraction of a second typing a complete word. It's very sad."
missblond72993 asked:
"i will"
missblond72993 says:
"i will talk is wut i meant!"
Me:
"I really have to feel sorry for you, I'm trying to be sarcastic but I just can't. It's like kicking an unconscious person."
missblond72993 says:
"how rude! are you happy now!?"
Me:
"Almost, now all you have to do is capitalize, and you will have an actual sentence."
missblond72993 says:
"I know THAT!!!"
Me:
"Now see your overcompensating."
missblond72993 says:
"you are so mean! i'm not going to talk to you (unless you apoligize)!!!!!!!!!"
Me:
"I hate to point out the blatantly obvious, but you are still responding to me. So by the extent of this medium we are "talking"."
missblond72993 says:
"Not anymore! BYE!!!"
Me:
"Too bad, I was starting to enjoy the conversation."
I'm really a dick for lying to that last person, I actually love to point out the blatantly obvious.
If I was any funnier I'd get paid just for talking.
GOCK asked:
"Why can't people with REAL psychic ability tell us the truth about Jon Benet Ramsey?"
Me:
"Because there is no such thing as real psychic ability, it’s just a combination of educated guesswork and gullible people buying it. For example, I am not psychic but I know that you are an idiot."
GOCK says:
"ONE PART OF YOUR RESPONSE IS TRUE--YOU ARE NOT A PSYCHIC.HOWEVER YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM AN IDIOT IS COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. MARILYN VOS SAVANT"
Not Me:
"for the same reason they cant predict the lottery numbers ,or know that their car is going to break down or that they will stub their toe. Its all fake!"
Also Not Me:
"I don't believe in the psychic friends network either, but there is no reason to be rude"
GOCK says:
"THANK YOU!"
Me Again:
"I'm not being rude, merely honest. Unlike everything any psychic has ever told you."
Truthfully, I was being rude, good thing I don't care. This next ones even better.
missblond72993 asked:
"duz any1 wanna talk wme"
Me:
"Nope, and it has nothing to do with your broken syntax and horrible spelling, honest."
missblond72993 says:
"then y? (im doin that on purpose 2!)"
Me:
"Because it shows how lazy you are when you are unwilling to spend a fraction of a second typing a complete word. It's very sad."
missblond72993 asked:
"i will"
missblond72993 says:
"i will talk is wut i meant!"
Me:
"I really have to feel sorry for you, I'm trying to be sarcastic but I just can't. It's like kicking an unconscious person."
missblond72993 says:
"how rude! are you happy now!?"
Me:
"Almost, now all you have to do is capitalize, and you will have an actual sentence."
missblond72993 says:
"I know THAT!!!"
Me:
"Now see your overcompensating."
missblond72993 says:
"you are so mean! i'm not going to talk to you (unless you apoligize)!!!!!!!!!"
Me:
"I hate to point out the blatantly obvious, but you are still responding to me. So by the extent of this medium we are "talking"."
missblond72993 says:
"Not anymore! BYE!!!"
Me:
"Too bad, I was starting to enjoy the conversation."
I'm really a dick for lying to that last person, I actually love to point out the blatantly obvious.