sick and twisted
MY SUMMER SUCKS!!!! AAHHHHHHHHH!!!
I had to vent....boredom is the antichrist.
Slipnsliding is bad for you...even though its wicked awesome!
I saw a raccoon today! It was cute and i wanted to pet its wittle nose but my dad said i would get rabies so i resisted. Then he told me that God is the answer. meh.....
SQUID SALAD! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!
I am slowly losing my insanity. Ths soundtrack to this includes the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen (whos singer is yes ladies and gents....gay. God forbid that I be influenced and become a gay male. wtf dad?)
Colby Jack cheese is the sweetest fucking cheese in the galaxy...possible the universe....but maybe some aliens out there have some better cheese. What do I know?
So I'm thinkin of starting this cult where we bathe in ketchup and yodel Backstreet Boys songs 14 hours a day. And then have a fantastic Barmitzvah for the yetis. The yetis need those...they get lonely in the jungle. Then the sacrafice would hump a llama....or a jackal...whatever their preference.
This one time this lady stared at me...it pissed me off. I felt like killing something. But I tripped and just killed some brain cells.
My friends are wack. Totally. Tubular. like like like like like. gag me with a spoon fabio!
I'm gonna be the next Fabio....you just wait scum of the earth!
Anderson is full of nasty deadbeat hicks. I'm gonna vomit.
I made some skirts and drove a Ford F150. No onecan stop me now!!!!
So I'm going to Warped Tour next week. I'll prolly end up beat up or raped...but whatever.
So I updated my livejournal...the continuous evidence that I have no friends and my life sucks! WEE!
I'm going to be an angsty teenager now...bye. Idiot.
I had to vent....boredom is the antichrist.
Slipnsliding is bad for you...even though its wicked awesome!
I saw a raccoon today! It was cute and i wanted to pet its wittle nose but my dad said i would get rabies so i resisted. Then he told me that God is the answer. meh.....
SQUID SALAD! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!
I am slowly losing my insanity. Ths soundtrack to this includes the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen (whos singer is yes ladies and gents....gay. God forbid that I be influenced and become a gay male. wtf dad?)
Colby Jack cheese is the sweetest fucking cheese in the galaxy...possible the universe....but maybe some aliens out there have some better cheese. What do I know?
So I'm thinkin of starting this cult where we bathe in ketchup and yodel Backstreet Boys songs 14 hours a day. And then have a fantastic Barmitzvah for the yetis. The yetis need those...they get lonely in the jungle. Then the sacrafice would hump a llama....or a jackal...whatever their preference.
This one time this lady stared at me...it pissed me off. I felt like killing something. But I tripped and just killed some brain cells.
My friends are wack. Totally. Tubular. like like like like like. gag me with a spoon fabio!
I'm gonna be the next Fabio....you just wait scum of the earth!
Anderson is full of nasty deadbeat hicks. I'm gonna vomit.
I made some skirts and drove a Ford F150. No onecan stop me now!!!!
So I'm going to Warped Tour next week. I'll prolly end up beat up or raped...but whatever.
So I updated my livejournal...the continuous evidence that I have no friends and my life sucks! WEE!
I'm going to be an angsty teenager now...bye. Idiot.