everybody wants to be an asshole

[deadbeachdad]

men are gazing at asses from their seats as women leap from the train, men are rubbing their hands over the plastic warmed by asses as if it were as good as flesh. it's impossible not to run into someone else, men mutter. and if it were, would anyone try

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[lastnightaffair]

DUHH

[leadenpall]

That's incredible!