Jan 19, 2008 08:20
Dear Wisconsin:
It's just the NFC Championships. It's not the superbowl yet. Calm the fuck down, this is getting ridiculous. It's like the whole god damn state is spazzin' out and going grocery shopping on the coldest day of the goddamn year so they can have a stupid party to watch you guys fight over who gets to play in the game that people REALLY care about.
Dear Green Bay Packers:
Please lose tomorrows game, because I am not putting up with this shit again in two weeks if you make it to the superbowl.