every holiday should be halloween.
i want more skeletons worked into the holiday decorations. i want to see skulls and femurs and pevlic bones wrapped in tinsel and hung up on trees. the image of a red and black stocking hanging from a fireplace mantle with a tibia poking out seductively makes think, "i could enjoy these holidays". the best part is when the child digs deep for a treasure it gets nothing but a foot.
sweaters should be replaced with those long-sleeve t-shirts silkscreened with the ribs and clavicles of a human male. Chanukah's candle holder, of course, replaced with a set of finger bones. light the tip of one on the 25th of Kislev and curse Antiochus!
i have been ill for 4 days. cough, tired, feverish. the fuji flu might have gotten me. that worst part is that i even tried to get vaccinated against it a week and one half ago. all the places i called were barren. it is in my nature to distrust the CDC.
we need more chicken eggs, we need more influenza, we need more syringes, put them in a pot and mix, bake for 20 minutes and consume with choc-o-milk.
"when i say softly, slowly.....(drumsticks on rack toms)"
pandemically,
jon.
sweaters should be replaced with those long-sleeve t-shirts silkscreened with the ribs and clavicles of a human male. Chanukah's candle holder, of course, replaced with a set of finger bones. light the tip of one on the 25th of Kislev and curse Antiochus!
i have been ill for 4 days. cough, tired, feverish. the fuji flu might have gotten me. that worst part is that i even tried to get vaccinated against it a week and one half ago. all the places i called were barren. it is in my nature to distrust the CDC.
we need more chicken eggs, we need more influenza, we need more syringes, put them in a pot and mix, bake for 20 minutes and consume with choc-o-milk.
"when i say softly, slowly.....(drumsticks on rack toms)"
pandemically,
jon.