(no subject)
Anyone can contribute an episode guide like this one, as long as it hasn’t already been compiled - check which episodes have been claimed and compiled already, and claim your own episodes to compile, by checking out and commenting on this post . An example of an episode guide that can be used as a template is here. An episode masterlist is here.
I may have gone a bit overboard...
[0:50]
The first of what will likely be many crotch!glances.
[1:20]
Not slashy, but GOODNESS Richard's pretty just there. *sigh*
[2:00]
Richard: I've just been weed on.
(o_O Off to a kinky start today!)
[3:48]
Jeremy on James: In fact, all I need to complete the picture is a guide and a navigator. Now, Richard Hammond has been given Mattie McNair, who is one of the world's leading Arctic experts. Me, I've been given him.
(He says that with all the love in the world, he does.)
[4:06]
James waves his penis at Jeremy.
[4:34]
???
[4:47]
Mmmm, phallic foodstuffs.
[4:50]
Jeremy: And, to be honest, our minds kept wandering...
[4:54]
What James does while his mind wanders.
[5:10]
...And his resulting "Oh!" face. (...Has anybody seen the movie Office Space?)
[7:06]
Get ready for it.
[7:07]
You know what's coming, though Richard doesn't!
[7:09]
Surprise!
[7:10]
Buttsexxxxx!
[7:44]
Richard cries out Jeremy's name as he starts sliding backwards down the mountain.
[8:41]
Richard: That's not gone well.
(I ♥ TNGW.)
[8:53]
Jeremy CAN be quite limber when he wants to be. ;)
[9:34]
James to Man with Ruined Face: And, actually, to be honest, the whole point of this is to be able to take your clothes off and put more clothes on again very, very quickly. And I've practiced that in my hotel room [in front of this lot].
(The producers edited that last bit out, obviously. To leave it in would've been SCANDALOUS!)
[10:34]
Richard making eyes at Jeremy.
[12:46]
Jeremy's lust!face @ James while Richard ogles his crotch.
[12:48]
I just love Richard's "WOAH!" face. (I swear I'm not a Hammond fangirl! ...Or am I secretly? I'm SO CONFUSED!!)
[15:19]
James to Jeremy: You're such a pikey.
(with a great deal of admiration in his voice, and a smirk on his face!!)
[17:43]
Jeremy: "I admire Hammond for doing what he's doing." AND YOU LOVE HIM ALL THE REST OF THE TIME JUST BECAUSE!!
*ahem*
[18:04]
James: What would really make this nice is a gin and tonic. Would you like one?
Jeremy: What?
James: A gin and tonic.
Jeremy: Yes, I'd like a gin and tonic. We can't have a gin and tonic because we're in the Arctic Ocean.
James: I'll make you one.
Jeremy: What?
*James whips out teh booze.*
Jeremy: LOLLLLL! You've got gin!
♥ He makes Jezza so happy!!
[22:01]
James on guard duty. (Guardin' Jeremy's precious arse!)
[23:03]
Jeremy: I'll have a Big.
(Followed shortly by "We're only too happy to shove that much in." XD)
[23:47]
James to Jeremy: "Why have you brought Jesus?"
[29:24]
Jeremy: That's very beautiful. I mean, look at that.
James: It's not bad, is it.
Jeremy: Mmnghh. It's absolutely astonishing.
What? The landscape or James' cock?
[33:54]
The ENTIRE James trying to cheer Jeremy up sequence is MADE of slash.
Quail eggs, foie gras, fancy cheese, salmon eggs....and!!!
[34:42]
Jeremy: NOOOO! NOOOO, JAAAAMES! *GASP!* Look what he's got! WINE! I haven't ANY for days!
James: I knew you'd like it!
Well worthy of a small picspam, methinks.
[36:32]
James: Where's my tea, Clarkson?
(Domestic!squeeee!)
[40:25]
"Oh, cock!" - Who d'you think said it? =P
[43:35]
Jeremy: My hands are freezing, James.
(The cut out the bit where they figure out how to warm them up, obviously.)
[44:04]
Jeremy: Will you turn the cameras off?
(He doesn't want there to be a recording of their frustrated!sex.)
[47:30]
Jeremy & James sleeping together! While driving!
[48:00]
James: Hang on, hang on!
Jeremy: You're in.
James: No--
Jeremy: Can you just--just fucking put it in! Just, please James!
James: I am so unspeakably--
Jeremy: Be quick for once!
O_O
Tent building can be quite dirty out of context!
[49:47]
Jeremy gets a "bolt" stuck to his lips. We all know it's a nut, though. :P
He cries for James, James, James in the most desperate fashion...
ALSO: I read a really cute ficlet about how it gets unstuck. It was ages ago (I think). Adorably J/J. Anybody recall?
[51:29]
Happy dance!
[52:36]
Loving glance.
[53:09]
James (quite firmly) to Clarkson: Seat. The pole.
[1:00:10]
James on satellite phone: Hammond? May. Bad Luck
I seem to remember reading a fic about this once, too...
[1:00:31]
Awww, ruined celebratory SPAM!
And that's it.
Though that was a lot.
Goodness.
Points to anybody who noticed the surprise!alt.text over the pictures! XP
I may have gone a bit overboard...
[0:50]
The first of what will likely be many crotch!glances.
[1:20]
Not slashy, but GOODNESS Richard's pretty just there. *sigh*
[2:00]
Richard: I've just been weed on.
(o_O Off to a kinky start today!)
[3:48]
Jeremy on James: In fact, all I need to complete the picture is a guide and a navigator. Now, Richard Hammond has been given Mattie McNair, who is one of the world's leading Arctic experts. Me, I've been given him.
(He says that with all the love in the world, he does.)
[4:06]
James waves his penis at Jeremy.
[4:34]
???
[4:47]
Mmmm, phallic foodstuffs.
[4:50]
Jeremy: And, to be honest, our minds kept wandering...
[4:54]
What James does while his mind wanders.
[5:10]
...And his resulting "Oh!" face. (...Has anybody seen the movie Office Space?)
[7:06]
Get ready for it.
[7:07]
You know what's coming, though Richard doesn't!
[7:09]
Surprise!
[7:10]
Buttsexxxxx!
[7:44]
Richard cries out Jeremy's name as he starts sliding backwards down the mountain.
[8:41]
Richard: That's not gone well.
(I ♥ TNGW.)
[8:53]
Jeremy CAN be quite limber when he wants to be. ;)
[9:34]
James to Man with Ruined Face: And, actually, to be honest, the whole point of this is to be able to take your clothes off and put more clothes on again very, very quickly. And I've practiced that in my hotel room [in front of this lot].
(The producers edited that last bit out, obviously. To leave it in would've been SCANDALOUS!)
[10:34]
Richard making eyes at Jeremy.
[12:46]
Jeremy's lust!face @ James while Richard ogles his crotch.
[12:48]
I just love Richard's "WOAH!" face. (I swear I'm not a Hammond fangirl! ...Or am I secretly? I'm SO CONFUSED!!)
[15:19]
James to Jeremy: You're such a pikey.
(with a great deal of admiration in his voice, and a smirk on his face!!)
[17:43]
Jeremy: "I admire Hammond for doing what he's doing." AND YOU LOVE HIM ALL THE REST OF THE TIME JUST BECAUSE!!
*ahem*
[18:04]
James: What would really make this nice is a gin and tonic. Would you like one?
Jeremy: What?
James: A gin and tonic.
Jeremy: Yes, I'd like a gin and tonic. We can't have a gin and tonic because we're in the Arctic Ocean.
James: I'll make you one.
Jeremy: What?
*James whips out teh booze.*
Jeremy: LOLLLLL! You've got gin!
♥ He makes Jezza so happy!!
[22:01]
James on guard duty. (Guardin' Jeremy's precious arse!)
[23:03]
Jeremy: I'll have a Big.
(Followed shortly by "We're only too happy to shove that much in." XD)
[23:47]
James to Jeremy: "Why have you brought Jesus?"
[29:24]
Jeremy: That's very beautiful. I mean, look at that.
James: It's not bad, is it.
Jeremy: Mmnghh. It's absolutely astonishing.
What? The landscape or James' cock?
[33:54]
The ENTIRE James trying to cheer Jeremy up sequence is MADE of slash.
Quail eggs, foie gras, fancy cheese, salmon eggs....and!!!
[34:42]
Jeremy: NOOOO! NOOOO, JAAAAMES! *GASP!* Look what he's got! WINE! I haven't ANY for days!
James: I knew you'd like it!
Well worthy of a small picspam, methinks.
[36:32]
James: Where's my tea, Clarkson?
(Domestic!squeeee!)
[40:25]
"Oh, cock!" - Who d'you think said it? =P
[43:35]
Jeremy: My hands are freezing, James.
(The cut out the bit where they figure out how to warm them up, obviously.)
[44:04]
Jeremy: Will you turn the cameras off?
(He doesn't want there to be a recording of their frustrated!sex.)
[47:30]
Jeremy & James sleeping together! While driving!
[48:00]
James: Hang on, hang on!
Jeremy: You're in.
James: No--
Jeremy: Can you just--just fucking put it in! Just, please James!
James: I am so unspeakably--
Jeremy: Be quick for once!
O_O
Tent building can be quite dirty out of context!
[49:47]
Jeremy gets a "bolt" stuck to his lips. We all know it's a nut, though. :P
He cries for James, James, James in the most desperate fashion...
ALSO: I read a really cute ficlet about how it gets unstuck. It was ages ago (I think). Adorably J/J. Anybody recall?
[51:29]
Happy dance!
[52:36]
Loving glance.
[53:09]
James (quite firmly) to Clarkson: Seat. The pole.
[1:00:10]
James on satellite phone: Hammond? May. Bad Luck
I seem to remember reading a fic about this once, too...
[1:00:31]
Awww, ruined celebratory SPAM!
And that's it.
Though that was a lot.
Goodness.
Points to anybody who noticed the surprise!alt.text over the pictures! XP