Incest Equals Evolution
Welcome to part 1 of my 12 part series: How Much I Hate You!
Every day for the next 12 days I will be using this Live Journal to detail my hatred for you and everything you stand for. Please refrain from crying and/or clapping till the series is complete. Otherwise you will be terminated. By God. He's on my side and hates you too.
In today's episode I will show my hatred by listing the things in life that I hate less than you. The easy answer is of course...everything...but this list is comprised of things I hate so goddamn much they make me want to vomit all over myself while being analy raped to death just to avoid living in a world where such things exist. And you are hated more than all of them. How do you feel.
I don't care.
Now...we begin
-People who say guestimate
-Toppable crackers
-Butterflys
-English muffins
-Asparagus
-The letter Q
-Frank Sinatra
-The chubby friend in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING KIDS MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
-People who don't bathe regularly
-V8 juice
-Diet pills
-People who say sugar and fudge instead of shit and fuck
-Movies about dancing
-Sopositories
-Simple Plan
-Kids
-Things that don't burn
-People who talk in the theatre
-Reality TV
-Child molestors (I hate kids, but that shit is just not cool)
-Kids
-Words that rhyme with Pituitary
-Pituitary
-Wet sounding farts
-People who are offended by burping
-Kids
-Non-chewable vitamin pills
-Julia Roberts
-American Football
-Kids
-Fat, annoying, ugly guys who still beilieve they deserve beautiful women
-People who wear socks with sandals
-Magic Markers
-Chalk
-Kids
-Everbody Loves Raymond
-The fuckers who cancelled Firefly
-Dogs with fur that covers their faces
-Long-haired cats
-Kids
-People who sneeze 8 times in a row and expect a "Bless you" every time
-Having to say "Bless you" when someone sneezes (instead of Fuck You you yuppie fuck you just sprayed me with snot)
-The fat guy who eats all the chicken balls at the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
-All you can eat Chinese buffets
-Kids
-People who are afraid of clowns
-Balloon porn
-Pidgeons
-Kids
-People who shit in the urinals
-Humpty Dumpty Chips
-Kids
-Brussel's Sprouts
-Kids
-Kids
-Small Children
-Kids
-Kids
-Kids
I hate these things. I hate them with a fiery passion that makes it difficult for me to sleep at night sometimes because I just want to get up, go out, and hurt these things. But I hate you more. I hate you so much more.
Every day for the next 12 days I will be using this Live Journal to detail my hatred for you and everything you stand for. Please refrain from crying and/or clapping till the series is complete. Otherwise you will be terminated. By God. He's on my side and hates you too.
In today's episode I will show my hatred by listing the things in life that I hate less than you. The easy answer is of course...everything...but this list is comprised of things I hate so goddamn much they make me want to vomit all over myself while being analy raped to death just to avoid living in a world where such things exist. And you are hated more than all of them. How do you feel.
I don't care.
Now...we begin
-People who say guestimate
-Toppable crackers
-Butterflys
-English muffins
-Asparagus
-The letter Q
-Frank Sinatra
-The chubby friend in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING KIDS MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
-People who don't bathe regularly
-V8 juice
-Diet pills
-People who say sugar and fudge instead of shit and fuck
-Movies about dancing
-Sopositories
-Simple Plan
-Kids
-Things that don't burn
-People who talk in the theatre
-Reality TV
-Child molestors (I hate kids, but that shit is just not cool)
-Kids
-Words that rhyme with Pituitary
-Pituitary
-Wet sounding farts
-People who are offended by burping
-Kids
-Non-chewable vitamin pills
-Julia Roberts
-American Football
-Kids
-Fat, annoying, ugly guys who still beilieve they deserve beautiful women
-People who wear socks with sandals
-Magic Markers
-Chalk
-Kids
-Everbody Loves Raymond
-The fuckers who cancelled Firefly
-Dogs with fur that covers their faces
-Long-haired cats
-Kids
-People who sneeze 8 times in a row and expect a "Bless you" every time
-Having to say "Bless you" when someone sneezes (instead of Fuck You you yuppie fuck you just sprayed me with snot)
-The fat guy who eats all the chicken balls at the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
-All you can eat Chinese buffets
-Kids
-People who are afraid of clowns
-Balloon porn
-Pidgeons
-Kids
-People who shit in the urinals
-Humpty Dumpty Chips
-Kids
-Brussel's Sprouts
-Kids
-Kids
-Small Children
-Kids
-Kids
-Kids
I hate these things. I hate them with a fiery passion that makes it difficult for me to sleep at night sometimes because I just want to get up, go out, and hurt these things. But I hate you more. I hate you so much more.