April marches on.

[dead_rockstars]

I blew my nose yesterday and it started hemorhaging. I had to tilt my head back while I rummaged around for some tissues, causing all the blood to flow down my throat and pool in my mouth. It felt like I was drowning. Luckily, I found the tissues and stuffed one up my nose. I used up about ten of them, but I survived. Whenever I get nosebleeds, I like to pretend that I'm dying of consumption and that the blood on the Kleenex was what I just hacked up from my ruined lungs.

I can't wait for vacation, but this week isn't giving me up without a fight.

I want to go to the library so that I can get A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers.

This entry is dedicated to Specs, who asked for it to be written.