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Jun 03, 2005 20:59

26 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1.) Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like guys do.

2.) Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3.) Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

4.) Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

5.) if they slap you hard, you deserved it

6.) don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. if they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

7.) You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it.

8.) some of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a weenie.

9.) do you honestly need all your money that much? be a man, pay all the time!

10.) Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. even if it's not a serious relationship.

11.) make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. if you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. if you aren't dropping her off, call her to be sure she's home safely.

12.) if a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the living crap out of him.

13.) if you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer

14.) Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back

15.) go to a chick flick once in a while. she doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, but it means a lot to her if you just go.

16.) you're dead meat if you can't get along with their parents and best friends. be prince charming to their friends, mr. polite to their parents.

17.) don't be freaked out by PMS. it's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

18.) If you don't like the way they drive, you do it

20.) if you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better darn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

21.) don't stress where you go for every date. they really only want to be with you.

22.) girls are fragile. even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

23.) memorize their birthdays. you forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

24.) MAKE SURE Y0U SMELL G00D.

25.) don't give her something stupid for her birthday or christmas or valentine's day. it doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful

26.) after you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. when you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power,

and it can be lost in a second
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