Guys, don't try this...

[dead_pharaoh]

So like, I'm a mummy. And TOTALLY dead (like this ain't fake shit right here and now).

Anyway! I was surfingz the 'net and found some p0rnz0r. It was fun. Not furry, but fun.

Went to go tug on Little* Tut, and almost broke him off.

Fuck.

*(when I say 'little' I mean HUNG LIKE A HORSE).