Goat Sodomy
I don't really like a lot of Black Metal bands. They mostly all sound the same: like shit. Who the fuck listens to that (besides white goth bitches caking making up on themselves every morning before school, never forgetting their black lipstick)? Repeating the same riffs over and over, chanting for demon whores to come give them rimjobs. Some bands have a few songs worth listening to but for the most part their albums are plain shitty. Devil worshipping assmongers. All their lyrics in archaic language talking goat sex and goblins and hating Jesus Christ. Putting on stupid make-up all the time making pure idiots out of themselves. That's just not for me. Sure I'm not a fan of Christianity because I think its pretty much bullshit and hypocritcal (I could go on about that for eternity), but they take it too far. Were they all assrammed by priests when they were little or what? It's annoying. Rebeling is one thing, Black Metal is another.
(ANAL CUNT side project making fun of BM)
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1):
-Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
-Forloned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Oflusting Goat Sodomizing Satanists.
-Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountian
-Bloodlustfully Praising Satans Unholy Almightyness In The Woods At Midnight
-Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perprtual Blasphemy
-Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjering Wintergoat
SIDE 2 (DEMO #2):
-Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
-Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
-Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
-Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
-Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
-Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
-Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar
I thought that was just fuckin hilarious. Some Black Metal bands are okay. Not most.
My opinion, but whatever, time for Chinese Buffet.
EDIT: We went to Red Lobster. Oh fuck ya.
(ANAL CUNT side project making fun of BM)
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1):
-Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
-Forloned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Oflusting Goat Sodomizing Satanists.
-Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountian
-Bloodlustfully Praising Satans Unholy Almightyness In The Woods At Midnight
-Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perprtual Blasphemy
-Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjering Wintergoat
SIDE 2 (DEMO #2):
-Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
-Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
-Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
-Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
-Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
-Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
-Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar
I thought that was just fuckin hilarious. Some Black Metal bands are okay. Not most.
My opinion, but whatever, time for Chinese Buffet.
EDIT: We went to Red Lobster. Oh fuck ya.