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Apr 04, 2005 22:13

Yeah. Haven't updated recently. Not much going on. My spring break was the shit.

Not. My spring break fucking sucked. I did nothing except go to the mall and walk around for a day. I did nothing. I wanted to kill someone after school. I wanted to run him over with the SUV. The fuck is wrong with people? I saw a fucking spider the size of my hand in the kitchen. How the fuck does that happen? It was so huge I swear I could hear it walking and I think it grunted at me. A loud grunt. You know.. "GRUH! GRAHR!" Because in my mind spiders are given that ability when they are the size of my fucking hand. It was so big I didn't want to smash it because it would've exploded like a grenade it was huge. So I sprayed it and it laughed at me and grew stronger and ripped off my left leg. Maybe that's a stretch. Damnit. Brain tumor got Cochran, the vegetable ran out of apple sauce, and now the Pope's corpse is on display like a piece of fucking furniture. Do I hear 10.. 20?.. is that 500!

That is fantastic.

And Danny got me a sack. I almost cried. It is the best sack in the world.

In that issue though I am hopeless. All I can do is watch it fall. Oh well and oh well.

Running away from this earth
May it pass away in the beautiful flames that it was created for
Because when tomorrow fails to come
Today is just not the same
Inflamed earth, roses, in this hope
For all I care set it all a blaze
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