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[dead_inside13]

me and taffy will one day write a movie about an emo guy who, whenever he sits down, everyone in the world goes flying into the air. erin will film it and direct it. i can't think of anything exciting to put in this while im talking to you, fatty!! it might be good. it might be grand.....

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[eggputty]

migic powers? or extreme fattness? no one knows.

[eggputty]

that would be magic with an a.

[dead_inside13]

"a is for...ASS!!!!
b is for balls!
c is for clamhat *crunch AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
d is for lysdexia *AH OO EE AAH!!*
e is...e is for pants, y-yeah"
thats about all i can remeber in order of the RAB alphabet

[dead_inside13]

migic powers? i like magic powers the best.

[pixietangerine]

he can't be fat. emo guys aren't allowed to be fat. fat guys aren't allowed to be emo. otherwise they wouldn't be able to fit in skinny girl pants, question their sexuality, wear make up, get all the girls to have crushes on, whine about suicide in the songs their really bad bands play, and just generally fit the part. no one cares about fat guys slitting their wrists, only really hott but most likely gay ones with their testicles being squeezed by denim pants with delicate floral embroidery!! duh!

[dead_inside13]

not true at all. ive seen a few really fat emo guy. just a few though

[pixietangerine]

they were probably posers!

[thelifeofrinne]

Fig-gy.
There are extra-large sizes of pants.
(You would know.)

[pixietangerine]

NOT FOR EMOS! EMOS HAVE TO WEAR SKINNY PANTS! honest. emo guys have to wear pants that are several sizes smaller than i wear. like, ten or fifteen sizes. in the fucking negatives, man. because of their inverted legs.

[pixietangerine]

fat girls can be emo, though. just not fat guys. fat guys can't do anything. they can't be emo, they can't get laid, and they can't date my sister. you all need to stop making exceptions for them, slutbags.

[pixietangerine]

wow, i'm kind of mean sometimes. but honest! well, only when i'm being mean.

[thelifeofrinne]

All that fat guys can do is get grafted to their seat cushions.

[pixietangerine]

precisely.

[dead_inside13]

i like fats guys

[pixietangerine]

to each their own. i think fat guys are biologically incorrect. they have no excuse to have excess fat, unlike females who have the best reason in the world-our bodies were built to make babies. therefore they're allowed to be fat, because it's what nature intended. nature never intended males to be fat. they're supposed to be giving us all the food and going hungry for us! greedy, lazy assholes!

[dead_inside13]

inverted legs?!