PROM DATE APPLICATION

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It has recently come to my knowledge that prom is somewhat near. This struck me as urgent, because my senior Prom can mean only one thing...PARTY! That's right. But at the moment, i lack a partner who would be willing to not even go to prom at all and just dress up so the parents thing we're going and then party

Comments

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How would you rate yourself in terms of your emotional maturity and stability?:

[nowhere near it]I’m about average

[yeah]I’m pretty sane, but have some minor insecurities and peculiarities, just like everyone

[ha]I’m very emotionally stable

[YES]I am a rock

[no that's my friend]I’m loonier than a shit-house rat

[more like my heart, but ok]I claw at my eyes, trying to get the demons out

[EXACTLY]The doctor says he can’t increase my prescriptions anymore or he’d get in trouble

[oh, you mean my crazy uncle?]Sometimes, the restraints chafe my wrists. Then the festering starts

[you didn't hear, did you?]Why do you ask?!? Do you know something!?!? Who have you been talking too?!?

[yeah, mostly]They mostly come at night. Mostly

What is your most defining feature or characteristic?:

[shit yes]My beautiful eyes

[not really no]My sharp wit

[compassionate my ass]My compassionate nature

[huh?]My incredible intelligence

[yeah baby]My huge breasts

[that too]I have the ass of a 12 year-old girl

[eww gross]My cottage cheese thighs

[what???]My sphincter can break a beer bottle

[EWWW]My matted pubic hair

[yes precisely]My charming autism

[EWWW]My colostomy bag

[that was just once!]My willingness to use sex to get what I want

[hehehe]My perfect landing strip

What would you expect me to bring?:

[cheap?]Cheap flowers

[hell yes]Expensive champagne

[that too]Your A+ game

[i'm a racoon]I like shiny things

[it's a must]A unquenchable libido

[why not]Astroglide

[uh sure]A shoehorn

[if you must]A small, hairless Asian boy

[umm right]Your enema bag collection

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Thank you for your time filling out the application, but you were really only suppose to choose one from each category, although I must say I am pleasently suprised with your responses.