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Today I decided to humor myself and go to confession. I sort of blanked out and decided to leave out the details of my life. So basically I summed it up, and told him I generally just did a whole lot of bad shit. So at the end I didn't know I had to say the act of contriction, which starts out as " oh my god, I am sorry for my sins... blah blah blah, yeah you get it, so the priest told me to recite it, but i didnt remeber it, so i thought he wanted me to repeat after him, but really he was just trying to start me off. So he goes "oh my god..." and i look at him and go " oh my god..." and he looks at me again and goes "oh my god..." and i look at him again and go " oh my god..." so this went on for about a minute. Finally he just gave up, and mumbled some stuff and told me to go pray. Sounds easy enough right? WRONG. As I sat down on the chair to pray the fucking thing collapses and I get stuck in it. So here i am in the middle of the god damn hallway with everyone around me histerical laughing at me agreeing that it was God punishing me for not knowing my prayers. Then Me and Craig went to the diner, and I won a fluffy dog out of the machine.