This took me all day, damnit.
001. What is your name? Ashleigh Jane
002. Spell your name backwards: enaj hgielhsa
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: gemini
006. Nicknames: hashleigh, ashole, ewok, leighleigh, shaleighleigh
007. Occupation: student
008. Height: about 5'3'' Whoop! I grew!
010. Hair color: currently red bangs, blue middle part, and red in the back..... I LOVE CRACK!
011. Eye color: green, like an infected wound
012. Where were you born? D-town
013. Where do you reside now? D-town
014. Age: 16
015. Screen names: devotchka6969
016. E-mail addy: it's not working, so piss off.
017. What does your screen name stand for? the greatest band ever. the devotchkas.
020. Pets: two cats and one really fucked up dog.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 16, der.
022. Piercings? Nope.
023. Tattoo's? Not yet, just you wait.
024. Shoe size: 7
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: boxers and my newly made vice squad tank
027. Hearing: The ocean and some traffic (the windows are open)
028. Feeling: tired but this C2 cola will kick in soon.
029. Eating/drinking: just finished a C2 COLA DAMNIT.
~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? yes
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? close friends. no boy, yet. not seriously. he didn't get to know...
063. How many people have you been in love with? one
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no, sadly.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope, not that I know of...
116. Are your parents divorced? ha, silly story actually.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Not at this point in time.
119. If so for what?
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Well, yes.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? shit luck by modest mouse
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? I love them all. Some people think its weird that I adore Michael Jackson. I've got a GOOD BURGER soundtrack!
123. What's the best cd you own? I can't possibly narrow it down to one. Ask me in person some time, we can chat.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Your favorite song.
125. Do you sing in the shower? sing and dance (tap)
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? there really a special someone currently. The Adolescents - Amoeba reminds me of well...eh
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: um, something about a party starting?
128. Aerosmith: WALK THIS WAAAAAAY!
129. Madonna: like a virgin, touched for the very first time
130. Korn: I dunno man....
131. Backstreet Boys: backstreet's back, alright!
132. The Beatles: love, love me do.
133. Sublime: there's a steel train coming through and I would take it if I could and I would not lie to you because Sunday morning soon will come when things will be much easier to say, upon the microphone like a boss dj
134. J.Lo: I'm just Jenny from the block
135. *Nsync: ER...oh yeah, dirty pop.
136. Limp Bizkit:: keep rollin'
137. Britney Spears: I like to break up families.
138. Creed: Creed can suck it, he looks like Jesus Christ
139. Enrique Iglesias: I've got a huge mooooley mooooole
140. Good Charlotte: let me paint my face up and cryyyyyyy
141. Christina Aguilera: I've got a nice ass! dRRRTTY
142. Eminem: Detroit!
143. New Found Glory: No clue.
144. Kelly Clarkston: I'm a hick
145. Kelly Osbourne: shut up!
146. Mandy Moore: I have leukemia.
147. Eve: I've got paw prints on my titties.
148. Aaliyah: I'm dead?
149. Nelly: E-I E-I UH OH!
150. Alicia Keys: I'll whip you with my hair.
151. Incubus: water over wine....yada yada, fuck me Brandon.
~Favorites~
152. Color: clear with sparkles
153. Food: café brazil, the grilled cheese with a side of DEREK
154. Song: Holy shit. So fucking hard. It changes everyday. Today it will be Leftover Crack- Nazi White Trash
155. Show: South Park
156. School subject: They all blow.
157. Band/singer: er a whole lot, but I adore JJ from the Devotckas
158. Animal: baby goats are cute
159. Outfit: white haynes tee and laura's big pants from god knows where
160. Radio station: don't listen to the radio
161. Movie: PULP FICTION
162. Pair of shoes: sneakers or kitty shoes
163. Cartoon: south park/family guy
164. Actor: johnny depp
165. Actress: angelina!! der!!
166. Potato chip: LIMON!
167. Drink: tang
168. Alcoholic drink: smirnoff vodka is the only way to go
169. Holiday: st. patrick's day or halloween
170. Perfume/cologne: pink sugar
171. Pizza topping: cheese
172. Jello flavor: strawberry
173. Lunch meat: .....I'm a chicketerian
174. Board game: does Pretty Pretty Princess count?
175. Video game: super mario or yoshi's story "brrrriiiiingha!"
176. Website: www.monkeymofo.com
177. Book: brave new girl or the alchemist
178. Computer game: tetris!
179. Number: 138
180. Cereal: this one with flakes and strawberries
181. Comedian: George Carlin
182. Dessert: brownies, special or not!
183. Disney character: Arial....I mean, c'mon now, she brushes her hair with a fork!
184. Clothing store: goodwill
185. Passtime: filling out really long surveys
186. Teacher: Mr. Thorpe he was kickass. or Mr. Burgess, what a hippie.
187. Childhood toy: I liked paper clips
188. Carnival game/ride: Mousey mouse!
189. Candy bar: ZERO BAR!
190. Magazine: I'll read just about anything that's lying around. Preferably, People Magazine in Spanish
191. Salad dressing: um caesar vinegarette
192. Thing to do on the weekend: go to shows, be with my Cruelovlies, break hearts. HAHA that was such a Taylor thing to say.
193. Hot drink: hot cocoa or tea
194. Season: fall.
195. Sport to watch: none, sports are retarded.
196. Person to talk to online: you.
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? the ones here are yellow...not my choice-- its a guest bedroom.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? here they are tan at home they are purple and grey
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes.
200. If so of what? the misfits"bullet" poster-- it's kennedy being shot. then in my closet there's kur(d)t cobain, brad nowell, distillers, the exploited, and some art work
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? no mam'
202. How many pillows are on your bed? seven
203. What do you normally sleep in? whatever shirt I have on
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: make me.
205. What size bed do you have? queen? I dunno...
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? It's just a bed, okay? It's magnetic though...
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? it's not my line or anything but I do have a crappy phone.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? sometimes
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: um....I don't remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? im thinking three. but you never know.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? dont think so
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? of course
215. How about drool? of course
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? grey
218. What's under your bed? nothing..dust bunnies!
~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: both are bueno
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: glinda the good witch
223. Heaven/hell: both are a crock of shit
224. Make love/have sex: get down.
225. Coffee/tea: tea
228. Britney/Christina: both are terribly confused
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: eh, cheese is cheese
230. Real World/Road Rules: both can suck it
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: beach boys
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas cause its fun to say
234. McDonalds/taco bell: neither
235. Sweet/sour: sour
236. Punk/emo: totally emo, watch me cry...ready? 1...2....3
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: winter cause it's cold, but summer cause I'm not at Parish
239. Spring/fall: fall.
240. Operas/plays: plays.
241. Read/watch tv: read.
242. Cd's/tapes: cd's unless they are sarah's tapes, then tapes.
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvd's cause then I get to use the play station controller
244. Old/new: old.
245. Shorts/skirts: skirts.
246. Pink/red: red.
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white.
248. Meat/vegetables: vegetables.
249. Mexican food/chinese food: mexican food, I don't enjoy eating cats.
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials.
251. Scary movies/comedies: both, dont make me decide!
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: topless beaches....? I think so.
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sneakers
254. Dogs/cats: cats
255. Unicorns/fairies: goblins...eh okay, fairies.
256. Water/land: both are nice
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white lights that flash!
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Powers, baby yeah!
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
265. Hip/hop: what?
266. Passionate kiss/peck: I like it all.
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: midget wrestling
268. Back rub/foot massage: i'm hella ticklish
269. Picture frames/photo albums: stacks of photos in various places
270. Pens/pencils: pens.
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: he likes to hang out on 8 Mile, which is cool if you are into streets and stuff....
272. Virgins: are people too.
273. God: is a woman
274. The Osbournes: are too good to be true
275. Reality TV: gives me headaches
276. J.Lo: too rich for her own good
277. Religion: it's all the same: pointless
278. Emo music: Hah.
279. Valentine's Day: was fun this year...getting fucked and making articles of clothing
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: She was in a boxing ring and it like started to rain or something..it was weird.
281. Homosexuals: are always amazing people.
282. Abortion: is your choice
283. Inter-racial relationships: good for them
284. Murder: is disgusting, yet intriguing
285. Death: life sucks, and then you die.
286. Obesity: should be stopped?
287. Pre-marital sex: is cool, if you wear the rubber.
288. Terrorism: has always been around, and we are just now making a big deal of it. Wonder why?
289. Pornography: is awesome, sex on the farm...what was that again?
290. Fortune tellers: are wicked awesome
291. Threesomes: are for people with ADD
292. Prostitution: is kinda gross, who knows who has what...ya know?
293. Politics: normally piss me off
294. Country music: should be destroyed, get back on your horse and ride AWAY!
295. George W. Bush: needs to call his daddy.
296. Cloning: really isn't a need for it, I think we're already a little crowded here....
297. Britney's boobs: aren't that big, really.
298. Gas prices in America: make my cd money disappear.
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: Nightmare Before Christmas
300. Tiffany: The Diamond store
301. Ben: Stiller makes me laugh
302. Maria: is the sweetest, ever.
303. Jennifer: Paul makes me wanna gag myself.
304. Nicole: Kidman has a cool hair color
305. Amy: drug abuse.... I miss her.
306. Adam: Ant! Fucking A'
307. Richard: Hell started it all.
308. Justin: Timberlake can really bust a move
309. Arnold: Mrs. Arnold the fourth grade teacher
310. Tom: and I jumped into bushes that were fertilized with manure
311. Melissa: nothing comes to mind....
312. Charlotte: the spider
313. Harold: is a great name
314. John: Lennon
315. Joel: I hear stories about Joel from Love Dove
316. Vanessa: Piano
317. Michelle: hanging in the plastic baby pool
318. Kevin: likes to do ice
319. Brent: nothing comes to mind
320. Jake: is dead. weed. drunk driving. a lot of things....
321. Billy: Blue Duck!
322. Sarah: Nudity
323. Natalie: wants to be perfect
324. Christi: is crazy
325. Nick: red hair
326. Linda: Cancer... wonder how she is doing.
327. Taylor: Twitty is insane.
328. Jordan: Standley: Michael Jackson jokes; Dinkins: Good times.
329. Jamie: Kennedy -- not that funny really.
330. Adrian: is one hot drummer
~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? of course
332. Been on a diet? no
333. Been to a foreign country? italy and jamaica
334. Broken a bone? yes
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yes
336. Swear at a teacher? once or twice, just mister thorpe though
337. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? yup
338. Got in a fight? yeah
339. Dated a teacher? nasty
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yeah!
341. Thought about killing your enemy? many a time
342. Gone skinny dipping? no.
344. Told a little white lie? yes.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? no.
346. Stolen anything? yes
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? not that I can remember?
348. Been on TV? yes.
349. Been on the radio? no.
350. Been in a mosh pit? of course
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? yeah, mistake city.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yes
354. Decieved somebody close to you? nope, dont think so.
355. Broken the law? yeah!
356. Been to a rodeo? yes, sadly.
357. Been on a talk show? i wish, oprah is badass.
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a fire truck? no
361. Came close to dying? yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? mmmm, no.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? yeah actually my brother blamed the death of one on me, and I still feel bad about it
365. Made a mud pie? mhmm
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yeah, building/cliff same thing
367. Snuck out of the house at night? you know it
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? yeah haha
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? eh, yeah once or twice
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yeah
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? yes, it sucked
377. Won a bet? yeah
378. Written a love letter? no
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? fuck yeah
380. Written a love poem? no
381. Kissed in the rain? no, sadly.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? try slam dancing...
383. Participated in cyber sex? that's so lame.
384. Faked an orgasm? no.
385. Stolen a kiss? ...explain?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? yeah
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no.
390. Done jail time? no.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? everyday man, everyday
392. Won a trophy? hell yes, go hot shots!
393. Thrown up in public? yes
394. Bowled a perfect game? no, but i bet with bumpers things would happen
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? yes
399. Attempted suicide? no.
400. Cut yourself? accidentally, yes.
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? yup
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yes!
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? no
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yes! "let the music play, down in fraggle rock"
406. Did you wet the bed? probably, memory sucks though
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? no, not monsters...people.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no : (
409. Were you shy? eh, I was a loud little bitch
410. Were you spoiled? yes
412. Did you go to the circus? I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? yes, black eye...right before Easter
415. Did you build snowmen? who didn't?!
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yeah
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? Nope, well Phillip would hold me upside down by my ankles...does that count?
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah man!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no, but they were fun anyways
420. Were you afraid of the dark? no
421. Did you have slumber parties? yeah wild ones
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? nope
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yeah
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes!
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: mouse, speakers, pens
427. Do you have any hidden talents? no? you tell me.....
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I could care less. Fuck MTV
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Horror!
430. What would your movie star name be? Terry Terror the Trident Thrower.
431. Do you play any sports? haha no
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? parts of texas chainsaw massacre (the new one is sick)
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Napoleon Dynamite
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Pi was bloody pointless.
435. Do you drive? yes
436. What is your dream car? the 73' bronco that's sitting in my garage.....that I'm no allowed to drive!
437. Do you think your good looking? ha! no.
438. Do others think you are good looking? not sure. don't care.
439. Would you ever sky dive? no. why jump out of a perfectly okay plane?
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no/
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? don't make me count.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? yes!
443. Do you believe in God? no.
444. Do you believe in Satan? no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? no.
447. Do you own a pooltable? no.
448. Do you have a pool? no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes.
450. Do you like chocolate? yes.
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? buy me one!
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? a few.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Eric Cartman....yes.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? knife in my car, don't ask....and a lighter in the bag.
456. What is your weakness? is OCD a weakness?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: lazy, crazy, nerd
459. How many kids do you want to have? none, why over populate. ADOPT DAMNIT
460. Future daughters names: Ivy, Devo....I can't think right now.
461. Future sons names: Bartholomeo
462. What is your ideal way to die? something instant. like a blow to the back of the head.
463. How do you release stress? I don't allow myself to stress out.
464. Are you a trendy person? no
465. Are you an artisitic person? not really
466. Are you a realistic person? well, yes. I do like to dream a lot though. Maybe not.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? no
469. Are you a strong willed person? depends
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? I dunno, my email is broken
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Lauren
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? yes
474. Are you a good story teller? no, I suck at telling stories...or so says Max.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? no clue. you tell me.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? um, don't really have one?
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? both
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto: ....so I'll have some money. Open a record shop/venue/coffee shop deal. Help my brother with his skate shop.
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver? oh yes, Franco is just fantastic
483. Do you tan easily? no, burn and freckle.
484. What color is your hair naturally? um, i think a light brown with blonde in it.
485. How many fillings do you have? used to have a lot in the baby teeth, but they are all gone now, I think....
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? zero
487. Worst feeling in the world? that cold feeling that you get in your chest when you feel terrible for someone and can't do anything about it....you know, the COLD feeling damnit. Don't make fun of me.
488. Best feeling in the world? Being with my friends (3). Sarah, Laura, Caitlin. We are fun kids.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? pshaw... downloading is so last year.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? ew, that's tacky.
492. What do you think people think of you? wow, she likes crack a lot.
493. Are you a likeable person? sure, why not?
494. Do you need therapy? probably.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? not yet.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? um..fuck proposals.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? I thought I already answered this one.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? no, just no.
499. When are you moving? as soon as possible
500. What's your favorite phrase? TIGER ARMY NEVER DIE! hahah, just for you.
002. Spell your name backwards: enaj hgielhsa
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: gemini
006. Nicknames: hashleigh, ashole, ewok, leighleigh, shaleighleigh
007. Occupation: student
008. Height: about 5'3'' Whoop! I grew!
010. Hair color: currently red bangs, blue middle part, and red in the back..... I LOVE CRACK!
011. Eye color: green, like an infected wound
012. Where were you born? D-town
013. Where do you reside now? D-town
014. Age: 16
015. Screen names: devotchka6969
016. E-mail addy: it's not working, so piss off.
017. What does your screen name stand for? the greatest band ever. the devotchkas.
020. Pets: two cats and one really fucked up dog.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 16, der.
022. Piercings? Nope.
023. Tattoo's? Not yet, just you wait.
024. Shoe size: 7
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: boxers and my newly made vice squad tank
027. Hearing: The ocean and some traffic (the windows are open)
028. Feeling: tired but this C2 cola will kick in soon.
029. Eating/drinking: just finished a C2 COLA DAMNIT.
~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? yes
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? close friends. no boy, yet. not seriously. he didn't get to know...
063. How many people have you been in love with? one
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no, sadly.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope, not that I know of...
116. Are your parents divorced? ha, silly story actually.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Not at this point in time.
119. If so for what?
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Well, yes.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? shit luck by modest mouse
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? I love them all. Some people think its weird that I adore Michael Jackson. I've got a GOOD BURGER soundtrack!
123. What's the best cd you own? I can't possibly narrow it down to one. Ask me in person some time, we can chat.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Your favorite song.
125. Do you sing in the shower? sing and dance (tap)
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? there really a special someone currently. The Adolescents - Amoeba reminds me of well...eh
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: um, something about a party starting?
128. Aerosmith: WALK THIS WAAAAAAY!
129. Madonna: like a virgin, touched for the very first time
130. Korn: I dunno man....
131. Backstreet Boys: backstreet's back, alright!
132. The Beatles: love, love me do.
133. Sublime: there's a steel train coming through and I would take it if I could and I would not lie to you because Sunday morning soon will come when things will be much easier to say, upon the microphone like a boss dj
134. J.Lo: I'm just Jenny from the block
135. *Nsync: ER...oh yeah, dirty pop.
136. Limp Bizkit:: keep rollin'
137. Britney Spears: I like to break up families.
138. Creed: Creed can suck it, he looks like Jesus Christ
139. Enrique Iglesias: I've got a huge mooooley mooooole
140. Good Charlotte: let me paint my face up and cryyyyyyy
141. Christina Aguilera: I've got a nice ass! dRRRTTY
142. Eminem: Detroit!
143. New Found Glory: No clue.
144. Kelly Clarkston: I'm a hick
145. Kelly Osbourne: shut up!
146. Mandy Moore: I have leukemia.
147. Eve: I've got paw prints on my titties.
148. Aaliyah: I'm dead?
149. Nelly: E-I E-I UH OH!
150. Alicia Keys: I'll whip you with my hair.
151. Incubus: water over wine....yada yada, fuck me Brandon.
~Favorites~
152. Color: clear with sparkles
153. Food: café brazil, the grilled cheese with a side of DEREK
154. Song: Holy shit. So fucking hard. It changes everyday. Today it will be Leftover Crack- Nazi White Trash
155. Show: South Park
156. School subject: They all blow.
157. Band/singer: er a whole lot, but I adore JJ from the Devotckas
158. Animal: baby goats are cute
159. Outfit: white haynes tee and laura's big pants from god knows where
160. Radio station: don't listen to the radio
161. Movie: PULP FICTION
162. Pair of shoes: sneakers or kitty shoes
163. Cartoon: south park/family guy
164. Actor: johnny depp
165. Actress: angelina!! der!!
166. Potato chip: LIMON!
167. Drink: tang
168. Alcoholic drink: smirnoff vodka is the only way to go
169. Holiday: st. patrick's day or halloween
170. Perfume/cologne: pink sugar
171. Pizza topping: cheese
172. Jello flavor: strawberry
173. Lunch meat: .....I'm a chicketerian
174. Board game: does Pretty Pretty Princess count?
175. Video game: super mario or yoshi's story "brrrriiiiingha!"
176. Website: www.monkeymofo.com
177. Book: brave new girl or the alchemist
178. Computer game: tetris!
179. Number: 138
180. Cereal: this one with flakes and strawberries
181. Comedian: George Carlin
182. Dessert: brownies, special or not!
183. Disney character: Arial....I mean, c'mon now, she brushes her hair with a fork!
184. Clothing store: goodwill
185. Passtime: filling out really long surveys
186. Teacher: Mr. Thorpe he was kickass. or Mr. Burgess, what a hippie.
187. Childhood toy: I liked paper clips
188. Carnival game/ride: Mousey mouse!
189. Candy bar: ZERO BAR!
190. Magazine: I'll read just about anything that's lying around. Preferably, People Magazine in Spanish
191. Salad dressing: um caesar vinegarette
192. Thing to do on the weekend: go to shows, be with my Cruelovlies, break hearts. HAHA that was such a Taylor thing to say.
193. Hot drink: hot cocoa or tea
194. Season: fall.
195. Sport to watch: none, sports are retarded.
196. Person to talk to online: you.
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? the ones here are yellow...not my choice-- its a guest bedroom.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? here they are tan at home they are purple and grey
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes.
200. If so of what? the misfits"bullet" poster-- it's kennedy being shot. then in my closet there's kur(d)t cobain, brad nowell, distillers, the exploited, and some art work
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? no mam'
202. How many pillows are on your bed? seven
203. What do you normally sleep in? whatever shirt I have on
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: make me.
205. What size bed do you have? queen? I dunno...
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? It's just a bed, okay? It's magnetic though...
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? it's not my line or anything but I do have a crappy phone.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? sometimes
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: um....I don't remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? im thinking three. but you never know.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? dont think so
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? of course
215. How about drool? of course
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? grey
218. What's under your bed? nothing..dust bunnies!
~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: both are bueno
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: glinda the good witch
223. Heaven/hell: both are a crock of shit
224. Make love/have sex: get down.
225. Coffee/tea: tea
228. Britney/Christina: both are terribly confused
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: eh, cheese is cheese
230. Real World/Road Rules: both can suck it
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: beach boys
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas cause its fun to say
234. McDonalds/taco bell: neither
235. Sweet/sour: sour
236. Punk/emo: totally emo, watch me cry...ready? 1...2....3
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: winter cause it's cold, but summer cause I'm not at Parish
239. Spring/fall: fall.
240. Operas/plays: plays.
241. Read/watch tv: read.
242. Cd's/tapes: cd's unless they are sarah's tapes, then tapes.
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvd's cause then I get to use the play station controller
244. Old/new: old.
245. Shorts/skirts: skirts.
246. Pink/red: red.
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white.
248. Meat/vegetables: vegetables.
249. Mexican food/chinese food: mexican food, I don't enjoy eating cats.
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials.
251. Scary movies/comedies: both, dont make me decide!
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: topless beaches....? I think so.
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sneakers
254. Dogs/cats: cats
255. Unicorns/fairies: goblins...eh okay, fairies.
256. Water/land: both are nice
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white lights that flash!
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Powers, baby yeah!
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
265. Hip/hop: what?
266. Passionate kiss/peck: I like it all.
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: midget wrestling
268. Back rub/foot massage: i'm hella ticklish
269. Picture frames/photo albums: stacks of photos in various places
270. Pens/pencils: pens.
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: he likes to hang out on 8 Mile, which is cool if you are into streets and stuff....
272. Virgins: are people too.
273. God: is a woman
274. The Osbournes: are too good to be true
275. Reality TV: gives me headaches
276. J.Lo: too rich for her own good
277. Religion: it's all the same: pointless
278. Emo music: Hah.
279. Valentine's Day: was fun this year...getting fucked and making articles of clothing
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: She was in a boxing ring and it like started to rain or something..it was weird.
281. Homosexuals: are always amazing people.
282. Abortion: is your choice
283. Inter-racial relationships: good for them
284. Murder: is disgusting, yet intriguing
285. Death: life sucks, and then you die.
286. Obesity: should be stopped?
287. Pre-marital sex: is cool, if you wear the rubber.
288. Terrorism: has always been around, and we are just now making a big deal of it. Wonder why?
289. Pornography: is awesome, sex on the farm...what was that again?
290. Fortune tellers: are wicked awesome
291. Threesomes: are for people with ADD
292. Prostitution: is kinda gross, who knows who has what...ya know?
293. Politics: normally piss me off
294. Country music: should be destroyed, get back on your horse and ride AWAY!
295. George W. Bush: needs to call his daddy.
296. Cloning: really isn't a need for it, I think we're already a little crowded here....
297. Britney's boobs: aren't that big, really.
298. Gas prices in America: make my cd money disappear.
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: Nightmare Before Christmas
300. Tiffany: The Diamond store
301. Ben: Stiller makes me laugh
302. Maria: is the sweetest, ever.
303. Jennifer: Paul makes me wanna gag myself.
304. Nicole: Kidman has a cool hair color
305. Amy: drug abuse.... I miss her.
306. Adam: Ant! Fucking A'
307. Richard: Hell started it all.
308. Justin: Timberlake can really bust a move
309. Arnold: Mrs. Arnold the fourth grade teacher
310. Tom: and I jumped into bushes that were fertilized with manure
311. Melissa: nothing comes to mind....
312. Charlotte: the spider
313. Harold: is a great name
314. John: Lennon
315. Joel: I hear stories about Joel from Love Dove
316. Vanessa: Piano
317. Michelle: hanging in the plastic baby pool
318. Kevin: likes to do ice
319. Brent: nothing comes to mind
320. Jake: is dead. weed. drunk driving. a lot of things....
321. Billy: Blue Duck!
322. Sarah: Nudity
323. Natalie: wants to be perfect
324. Christi: is crazy
325. Nick: red hair
326. Linda: Cancer... wonder how she is doing.
327. Taylor: Twitty is insane.
328. Jordan: Standley: Michael Jackson jokes; Dinkins: Good times.
329. Jamie: Kennedy -- not that funny really.
330. Adrian: is one hot drummer
~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? of course
332. Been on a diet? no
333. Been to a foreign country? italy and jamaica
334. Broken a bone? yes
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yes
336. Swear at a teacher? once or twice, just mister thorpe though
337. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? yup
338. Got in a fight? yeah
339. Dated a teacher? nasty
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yeah!
341. Thought about killing your enemy? many a time
342. Gone skinny dipping? no.
344. Told a little white lie? yes.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? no.
346. Stolen anything? yes
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? not that I can remember?
348. Been on TV? yes.
349. Been on the radio? no.
350. Been in a mosh pit? of course
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? yeah, mistake city.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yes
354. Decieved somebody close to you? nope, dont think so.
355. Broken the law? yeah!
356. Been to a rodeo? yes, sadly.
357. Been on a talk show? i wish, oprah is badass.
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a fire truck? no
361. Came close to dying? yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? mmmm, no.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? yeah actually my brother blamed the death of one on me, and I still feel bad about it
365. Made a mud pie? mhmm
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yeah, building/cliff same thing
367. Snuck out of the house at night? you know it
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? yeah haha
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? eh, yeah once or twice
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yeah
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? yes, it sucked
377. Won a bet? yeah
378. Written a love letter? no
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? fuck yeah
380. Written a love poem? no
381. Kissed in the rain? no, sadly.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? try slam dancing...
383. Participated in cyber sex? that's so lame.
384. Faked an orgasm? no.
385. Stolen a kiss? ...explain?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? yeah
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no.
390. Done jail time? no.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? everyday man, everyday
392. Won a trophy? hell yes, go hot shots!
393. Thrown up in public? yes
394. Bowled a perfect game? no, but i bet with bumpers things would happen
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? yes
399. Attempted suicide? no.
400. Cut yourself? accidentally, yes.
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? yup
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yes!
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? no
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yes! "let the music play, down in fraggle rock"
406. Did you wet the bed? probably, memory sucks though
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? no, not monsters...people.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no : (
409. Were you shy? eh, I was a loud little bitch
410. Were you spoiled? yes
412. Did you go to the circus? I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? yes, black eye...right before Easter
415. Did you build snowmen? who didn't?!
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yeah
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? Nope, well Phillip would hold me upside down by my ankles...does that count?
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah man!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no, but they were fun anyways
420. Were you afraid of the dark? no
421. Did you have slumber parties? yeah wild ones
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? nope
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yeah
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes!
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: mouse, speakers, pens
427. Do you have any hidden talents? no? you tell me.....
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I could care less. Fuck MTV
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Horror!
430. What would your movie star name be? Terry Terror the Trident Thrower.
431. Do you play any sports? haha no
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? parts of texas chainsaw massacre (the new one is sick)
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Napoleon Dynamite
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Pi was bloody pointless.
435. Do you drive? yes
436. What is your dream car? the 73' bronco that's sitting in my garage.....that I'm no allowed to drive!
437. Do you think your good looking? ha! no.
438. Do others think you are good looking? not sure. don't care.
439. Would you ever sky dive? no. why jump out of a perfectly okay plane?
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no/
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? don't make me count.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? yes!
443. Do you believe in God? no.
444. Do you believe in Satan? no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? no.
447. Do you own a pooltable? no.
448. Do you have a pool? no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes.
450. Do you like chocolate? yes.
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? buy me one!
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? a few.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Eric Cartman....yes.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? knife in my car, don't ask....and a lighter in the bag.
456. What is your weakness? is OCD a weakness?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: lazy, crazy, nerd
459. How many kids do you want to have? none, why over populate. ADOPT DAMNIT
460. Future daughters names: Ivy, Devo....I can't think right now.
461. Future sons names: Bartholomeo
462. What is your ideal way to die? something instant. like a blow to the back of the head.
463. How do you release stress? I don't allow myself to stress out.
464. Are you a trendy person? no
465. Are you an artisitic person? not really
466. Are you a realistic person? well, yes. I do like to dream a lot though. Maybe not.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? no
469. Are you a strong willed person? depends
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? I dunno, my email is broken
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Lauren
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? yes
474. Are you a good story teller? no, I suck at telling stories...or so says Max.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? no clue. you tell me.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? um, don't really have one?
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? both
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto: ....so I'll have some money. Open a record shop/venue/coffee shop deal. Help my brother with his skate shop.
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver? oh yes, Franco is just fantastic
483. Do you tan easily? no, burn and freckle.
484. What color is your hair naturally? um, i think a light brown with blonde in it.
485. How many fillings do you have? used to have a lot in the baby teeth, but they are all gone now, I think....
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? zero
487. Worst feeling in the world? that cold feeling that you get in your chest when you feel terrible for someone and can't do anything about it....you know, the COLD feeling damnit. Don't make fun of me.
488. Best feeling in the world? Being with my friends (3). Sarah, Laura, Caitlin. We are fun kids.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? pshaw... downloading is so last year.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? ew, that's tacky.
492. What do you think people think of you? wow, she likes crack a lot.
493. Are you a likeable person? sure, why not?
494. Do you need therapy? probably.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? not yet.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? um..fuck proposals.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? I thought I already answered this one.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? no, just no.
499. When are you moving? as soon as possible
500. What's your favorite phrase? TIGER ARMY NEVER DIE! hahah, just for you.