The lovely Dr. Bachi
Definately could not go to work today. I woke up with a fever of 101.9 even after the tylenol. Snap. Times is rough. I imagined last night what machine my body would be if it were one at all...and I picured a a 77 El Camino. With rusted ass bumpers and a chuggy engine. But the worst part is that an illegal immigrant would be driving it...I picture somewhere in Long Beach California. It would get the occasional flat tire from the hypodermic needle...But that would be fine.
I went to see Dr. Bachi today to get a synopsis of the general malfactions of my body. Foremost: my ass is ablaze. Secondly: I've been taking Tylenol for two days and that shit has yet to kick in, Thirdly: I missed work today.
Bachi gave me some cough syruo with an expectoraant and a small amount of Codine for my throat pains. He also gave me some pennicllin to knock back for the infection. As for the explosive anus I recieved my favorite Pepto-Bismuth to ease the erruptions. The thing is I already bought the pink stuff but left it at Jonathan Smith's house along with my paystub. I mean for the menial sum I recieve I could give a shit about the stub...but Now I need that Pepto.hmmm Any takers to go get that shit for me?
I went to see Dr. Bachi today to get a synopsis of the general malfactions of my body. Foremost: my ass is ablaze. Secondly: I've been taking Tylenol for two days and that shit has yet to kick in, Thirdly: I missed work today.
Bachi gave me some cough syruo with an expectoraant and a small amount of Codine for my throat pains. He also gave me some pennicllin to knock back for the infection. As for the explosive anus I recieved my favorite Pepto-Bismuth to ease the erruptions. The thing is I already bought the pink stuff but left it at Jonathan Smith's house along with my paystub. I mean for the menial sum I recieve I could give a shit about the stub...but Now I need that Pepto.hmmm Any takers to go get that shit for me?