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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? Hahaha myself.
2} Describe yourself in three words: Angelic, childish, bored.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? That depends. Am I running late? Or do I just want to go somewhere. Today, it's taken me five hours to get ready for my day. Yesterday, it took me three minutes, fourteen and six-tenths of a second.
4} Favorite place to blow $50? It's a toss-up: Best Buy, or somewhere that isn't Best Buy.
5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? Ah, fuck. Maybe three?
6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Control issues, anger management issues, insecurity [beyond the whole "does my butt look big in these pants?" thing], drug addiction, smothering, I could go on and on. Maybe I'm too picky.
7} What kind of car do you drive? 1991 Dodge Shadow.
8} What's in your CD player right now? Angelville - We Are The Wolves.
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? None, but I would drink scotch all night long with Denis Leary.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? If some celebrity came up and was like "Hey man, I'm kinda lonely, do you want a cup of coffee?" I sure as hell wouldn't turn them down. But I think that if it was the re-animated corpse of a celebrity, I might have to decline. It's got to be kind of hard to keep any kind of digestible substance down when your coffee-mate has maggots crawling out of his various orifices.
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever I choose when I'm running low. Currently, I'm using Rembrandt, that smoker's toothpaste, Crest Night White stuff, and Whitening Colegate. Yes, I have four types of toothpaste. They all taste different, and I like to have variety.
12} What time do you go to bed? Usually between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.
13} Last movie you saw? The last movie I watched, the last movie I saw for the first time, or the last movie I enjoyed watching? 1.)The Jerk. 2.)The Jerk. 3.)Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
14} Last TV show you watched? Man, I miss TV.
15} Who is your best friend? Sleeve. Totally.
16} Who in your family do you best get along with? An easier question would be "Who in my family do I see often enough to know whether or not I would get along with them if the situation were to arise that we would happen to be in the same room at the same time?" My sister.
17} Who do you lust after? I don't.
18} What time is it? 3:05 PM
19} Are you planning a vacation? No.
20} When/where was the last time you traveled? I walked to the Village Pantry yesterday.
21} How many times have you been in love? Honestly? I think just once, if ever.
22} How old will you be in 10 years? 34.
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Working, with no kids.
24} Sinful snacking weakness? None. Snacking is not a sin.
25} Rollercoasters? What about them?
26} Ever run out of gas? Oh man, I was so drunk, and I just couldn't fart. I was out of gas.
27} Ever been on a train? Yes.
28} Ever been on a blind date? No, I tend to cruelly make fun of those with physical handicaps. I think a date with someone that I make fun of would not go over so well.
29} Ever been to Europe? Nope.
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Buy a fucking vibrator and go to town. Maybe I'd get to be on "Taxicab Confessions" if I dressed trashy enough.
31} Would you tell anyone it was you? I think people would recognise the trashy chick with the vibrator on "Taxicab Confessions".
32} Ever been arrested? Nah. Almost, though.
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No.
34} What is something you believe in? Nihilism. I just trashed that philosophy, didn't I?
35} What is something you fear? Nothing, really. Not being financially able to live, I guess.
36} Big or small? Steak or Herpes from Grandpa?
37} What is the worst pain you have ever experienced? Breaking my ankle sucked, but it didn't hurt as much as the time I got hit in the stomach with a line drive when I was in grade school baseball.
38} What is your favorite television show? MST3K, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken.
39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? "Better" is relative.
40} Tell us something about your childhood. When I was a kid, we walked uphill to school. Both Ways. Then when we were ten, they graduated us, gave us an axe, a sharpening stone, and a stuffed dog, then made us kill our families, so we could learn to be self-sufficient. It didn't work.
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? I'm already naked.
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? When I'm not home.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Megatron. Without Optimus Prime around, I would tear some shit up.
44} Most prized posession? The Tortured Souls and Hellraiser action figure sets I have.
45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Fuckity fuck-lick. You must be balls-crazy.
46} What is one of your pet peeves? Grammar/spelling mistakes, the people who make the mistakes, know that they made them, and are too lazy to either speak correctly, or fix what they've spelled wrong. People.
47} Favorite kind of ice cream? For the most part, ice cream is gross. Vanilla.
48} Coolest thing that happened today? I downloaded Millenium, Hard Wired, and Flavour Of The Weak but Front Line Assembly.
49} Name someone with the same birthday as you: My uncle's ex-girlfriend from years ago.
50} Where was your first kiss? My bedroom, ten years ago.
51} Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? Yes. Long story. Too long for a survey.
52} Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Not seriously. Like a punch in the arm in play, yes.
53} Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? Fuck yeah, with Into The Silence, as well as in the bar all the time.
54} What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Usually, I notice if they have all of their extremities. Girls missing arms or legs are pretty noticeable.
56} What do you usually order from starbucks? Nothing.
57} What is your biggest mistake? Shit, you want me to pick one?
58} Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Seriously? No. There's always the drunk self-slap, though. It stings!
59} Say something totally random about you: I have an ingrown hair on my right thigh. It stings!
60} Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Hrm, not really. Every once in awhile, the notoriety from working at Karma catches up and someone says "You look like 'that dude' on TV". It doesn't happen with any regularity, so any name that they say never sticks.
61} Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I am a Transformers junkie. I also like Disney's Robin Hood, and Invader Zim from Nickelodeon.
62} Did you have braces? Nope.
63} Are you comfortable with your height? Yep. My weight is another story. I want to get down to 120 pounds and look like a skeleton with skin.
64} What is the most romantic thing done by someone of the opposite sex? To me? I don't know.
65} When do you know it's love? When Ike beats me.
66. Do you speak other languages? Aeyot Muyotsae.
67} Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Nope.
68} What magazines do you read? Blender, Metal Maniacs, Revolver.
69} Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes, my friends and I won some pizza party limo thing in the seventh grade.
70} Has anyone you were really close with passed away? Not recently.
71} Have you ever watched MTV? Damn, it's been awhile since I've seen any TV.
72} What's something that really annoys you? People who are too lazy to speak properly, particularly if they have the knowledge. People who don't know how to write with appropriate punctuation.
73} What's something you really like? Diet Coke, comfortable jeans, metal [the genre, not the material], Skinny Puppy, Scotch, Miller High Life
74} Do you like Michael Jackson? I like Thriller and Bad, but that's about as far as it goes.
75} Can you dance? Only when I'm drunk.
76} What's the latest you've ever stayed up? Three days.
77} Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? After the aforementioned three days.
78} Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Nope.
79} Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Fuck yeah I do.
80} Who did you take this from? Miss Mia Marcum.
2} Describe yourself in three words: Angelic, childish, bored.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? That depends. Am I running late? Or do I just want to go somewhere. Today, it's taken me five hours to get ready for my day. Yesterday, it took me three minutes, fourteen and six-tenths of a second.
4} Favorite place to blow $50? It's a toss-up: Best Buy, or somewhere that isn't Best Buy.
5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? Ah, fuck. Maybe three?
6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Control issues, anger management issues, insecurity [beyond the whole "does my butt look big in these pants?" thing], drug addiction, smothering, I could go on and on. Maybe I'm too picky.
7} What kind of car do you drive? 1991 Dodge Shadow.
8} What's in your CD player right now? Angelville - We Are The Wolves.
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? None, but I would drink scotch all night long with Denis Leary.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? If some celebrity came up and was like "Hey man, I'm kinda lonely, do you want a cup of coffee?" I sure as hell wouldn't turn them down. But I think that if it was the re-animated corpse of a celebrity, I might have to decline. It's got to be kind of hard to keep any kind of digestible substance down when your coffee-mate has maggots crawling out of his various orifices.
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever I choose when I'm running low. Currently, I'm using Rembrandt, that smoker's toothpaste, Crest Night White stuff, and Whitening Colegate. Yes, I have four types of toothpaste. They all taste different, and I like to have variety.
12} What time do you go to bed? Usually between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.
13} Last movie you saw? The last movie I watched, the last movie I saw for the first time, or the last movie I enjoyed watching? 1.)The Jerk. 2.)The Jerk. 3.)Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
14} Last TV show you watched? Man, I miss TV.
15} Who is your best friend? Sleeve. Totally.
16} Who in your family do you best get along with? An easier question would be "Who in my family do I see often enough to know whether or not I would get along with them if the situation were to arise that we would happen to be in the same room at the same time?" My sister.
17} Who do you lust after? I don't.
18} What time is it? 3:05 PM
19} Are you planning a vacation? No.
20} When/where was the last time you traveled? I walked to the Village Pantry yesterday.
21} How many times have you been in love? Honestly? I think just once, if ever.
22} How old will you be in 10 years? 34.
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Working, with no kids.
24} Sinful snacking weakness? None. Snacking is not a sin.
25} Rollercoasters? What about them?
26} Ever run out of gas? Oh man, I was so drunk, and I just couldn't fart. I was out of gas.
27} Ever been on a train? Yes.
28} Ever been on a blind date? No, I tend to cruelly make fun of those with physical handicaps. I think a date with someone that I make fun of would not go over so well.
29} Ever been to Europe? Nope.
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Buy a fucking vibrator and go to town. Maybe I'd get to be on "Taxicab Confessions" if I dressed trashy enough.
31} Would you tell anyone it was you? I think people would recognise the trashy chick with the vibrator on "Taxicab Confessions".
32} Ever been arrested? Nah. Almost, though.
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No.
34} What is something you believe in? Nihilism. I just trashed that philosophy, didn't I?
35} What is something you fear? Nothing, really. Not being financially able to live, I guess.
36} Big or small? Steak or Herpes from Grandpa?
37} What is the worst pain you have ever experienced? Breaking my ankle sucked, but it didn't hurt as much as the time I got hit in the stomach with a line drive when I was in grade school baseball.
38} What is your favorite television show? MST3K, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken.
39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? "Better" is relative.
40} Tell us something about your childhood. When I was a kid, we walked uphill to school. Both Ways. Then when we were ten, they graduated us, gave us an axe, a sharpening stone, and a stuffed dog, then made us kill our families, so we could learn to be self-sufficient. It didn't work.
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? I'm already naked.
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? When I'm not home.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Megatron. Without Optimus Prime around, I would tear some shit up.
44} Most prized posession? The Tortured Souls and Hellraiser action figure sets I have.
45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Fuckity fuck-lick. You must be balls-crazy.
46} What is one of your pet peeves? Grammar/spelling mistakes, the people who make the mistakes, know that they made them, and are too lazy to either speak correctly, or fix what they've spelled wrong. People.
47} Favorite kind of ice cream? For the most part, ice cream is gross. Vanilla.
48} Coolest thing that happened today? I downloaded Millenium, Hard Wired, and Flavour Of The Weak but Front Line Assembly.
49} Name someone with the same birthday as you: My uncle's ex-girlfriend from years ago.
50} Where was your first kiss? My bedroom, ten years ago.
51} Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? Yes. Long story. Too long for a survey.
52} Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Not seriously. Like a punch in the arm in play, yes.
53} Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? Fuck yeah, with Into The Silence, as well as in the bar all the time.
54} What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Usually, I notice if they have all of their extremities. Girls missing arms or legs are pretty noticeable.
56} What do you usually order from starbucks? Nothing.
57} What is your biggest mistake? Shit, you want me to pick one?
58} Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Seriously? No. There's always the drunk self-slap, though. It stings!
59} Say something totally random about you: I have an ingrown hair on my right thigh. It stings!
60} Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Hrm, not really. Every once in awhile, the notoriety from working at Karma catches up and someone says "You look like 'that dude' on TV". It doesn't happen with any regularity, so any name that they say never sticks.
61} Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I am a Transformers junkie. I also like Disney's Robin Hood, and Invader Zim from Nickelodeon.
62} Did you have braces? Nope.
63} Are you comfortable with your height? Yep. My weight is another story. I want to get down to 120 pounds and look like a skeleton with skin.
64} What is the most romantic thing done by someone of the opposite sex? To me? I don't know.
65} When do you know it's love? When Ike beats me.
66. Do you speak other languages? Aeyot Muyotsae.
67} Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Nope.
68} What magazines do you read? Blender, Metal Maniacs, Revolver.
69} Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes, my friends and I won some pizza party limo thing in the seventh grade.
70} Has anyone you were really close with passed away? Not recently.
71} Have you ever watched MTV? Damn, it's been awhile since I've seen any TV.
72} What's something that really annoys you? People who are too lazy to speak properly, particularly if they have the knowledge. People who don't know how to write with appropriate punctuation.
73} What's something you really like? Diet Coke, comfortable jeans, metal [the genre, not the material], Skinny Puppy, Scotch, Miller High Life
74} Do you like Michael Jackson? I like Thriller and Bad, but that's about as far as it goes.
75} Can you dance? Only when I'm drunk.
76} What's the latest you've ever stayed up? Three days.
77} Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? After the aforementioned three days.
78} Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Nope.
79} Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Fuck yeah I do.
80} Who did you take this from? Miss Mia Marcum.