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[deaconray]

Definition of clumsy: Kneeing yourself in the mouth.

Definition of drunk: resisting the urge to drunk dial your ex at 4 in the morning.

Definition of hopeless: denmanding an answer to the

definition of the eternal question: What the fuck?

seriously.

Comments

[imzadi22]

"Definition of clumsy: Kneeing yourself in the mouth."

I can't count the number of times I've done that...

[deaconray]

I almost feel that people like you and me should be somehow labeled as to reduce the chance of others being hurt by our wild flailing-about. Like T-shirts that say, "For your own saftey, a minimum 5 foot recommended distance should be maintained at all times. This person is CLUMSY."

But then no one would hang out with us, and that would be sad.

P.S.- consider yourself challenged to a game of chess. If I have to resort to clucking and dancing like a chicken at you to get a good game, I will. You are warned.

[imzadi22]

I come with a child proof cap.

And I really want to see cluckign and dancing like said chicken.

Oh, and aside to K? *waves*

[deaconray]

If it gets me a good game of chess, I'll WEAR a chinken suit. I think the last time I played was the time you beat... I mean, I let you win. But I'm not payin' for a chicken suit, na-uh.

[te_express]

i think i may have outdefined you in the drunk & clumsy categories last night.

as far as hopeless goes, well...i dont know, what the fuck to you too.

[deaconray]

Man, if you had seen me rolling around drunk on the couch, you might have changed your opinion on that. I know I usually don't SEEM drunk when I am, but I was in rare for last night. I luuuuuuve carbombs, but whew!

[saintcecelia]

Just got back around LJ.
Single and on the move.. somewhere.
I'd like to see you before I leave.

[deaconray]

I'd love to see you. Don't know if I can make it down there right now though. You coming to Austin anytime soon? There's always a place for you here.

[saintcecelia]

yes i'll be in austin..
you should read your myspace dear.

I might even be moving to Austin. (it wont be for a semester still.. but it's a choice.)

But I'd like to see you soon anyway if you have the time.

[deaconray]

myspace, heh. I've been meaning to cancel my account, but wanted to answer some messages (like your own) first. For months now. It's gotten to be a whole day of correspodance before I can disentangle myself from the Myspace web. Procratination has reached critical mass.

Great to hear you might be moving out here. I love this town inordinatly, despite hippies.

Anytime you want to come out here, just let me know. I always have time.

Shoot me an email (soconfused73@gmail.com)- I've misplaced both your # and email- If you get a chance to come out.