I am dying of enjoyment! Dying, I tell you! Your snarky!Jensen is positively MAGNIFICENT.
"You just try that one. The fans are gonna build a statue of you just so they can set it the fuck on fire. They're gonna stomp on it and your talentless ashes are gonna get all over everyone's shoes."
*cackles* Freaking perfect. I can HEAR Jensen saying all that, which speaks to how well you're writing him.
I also love Jared's inner monologue and personality. The rest of this is going to be FUN!!!!!
This is awesome! Such a funny set up. And even apart from Jensen and Jared (love!) I <3 Kripke.
"Padalecki, throw to Kelly for a while. Ackles, go take batting practice, and don't give Padalecki a hard time. It's only his first day." He said this in the exact preoccupied, slightly bored tone in which a parent would tell their especially diabolical child to stop pinching his brother.
"You're not here just because of your ERA," Kripke said. "You're here," he paused to spit a long, emphatic stream of tobacco onto the Astroturf, "because of that." And he jerked his thumb towards their catcher, who looked about ready to start chasing the rookie kid around the field, maybe hitting him with his gear.
I laughed so, so, so hard at this.
And then the "Que paso?" part happened. I laughed even harder at that.
Be patient with me as I make my way through this. I have a Farmville Farm to look after, you know.
The fans are gonna build a statue of you just so they can set it the fuck on fire. They're gonna stomp on it and your talentless ashes are gonna get all over everyone's shoes. That? Is absolutely freaking HILARIOUS.
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"You just try that one. The fans are gonna build a statue of you just so they can set it the fuck on fire. They're gonna stomp on it and your talentless ashes are gonna get all over everyone's shoes."
*cackles* Freaking perfect. I can HEAR Jensen saying all that, which speaks to how well you're writing him.
I also love Jared's inner monologue and personality. The rest of this is going to be FUN!!!!!
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"Padalecki, throw to Kelly for a while. Ackles, go take batting practice, and don't give Padalecki a hard time. It's only his first day." He said this in the exact preoccupied, slightly bored tone in which a parent would tell their especially diabolical child to stop pinching his brother.
Hee!
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BRB, LOLING FOREVER.
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I laughed so, so, so hard at this.
And then the "Que paso?" part happened. I laughed even harder at that.
Be patient with me as I make my way through this. I have a Farmville Farm to look after, you know.
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No hurry. Farmville is way more important than this silliness, believe me.
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Dare I hope?
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That? Is absolutely freaking HILARIOUS.
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