this kind of stuff doesn't happen to me

[de_pression]

last night, me and jared went to see the white stripes at the Greek in LA . while we were waiting in line, we noticed that seth green and McCully Kulkin (or whatever) are standing right in front of us. the reason we didn't notice earlier was because they were like 4 feet tall, troll-looking-like things

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[_____submarine]

you smoked crack?
ew please be joking.
but uh when you go to shows in LA
you should call me cause i live close.

[go_askalice]

wait wait...was this a dream?

[de_pression]

everyone thinks that my real
experiences are just dreams.

wtf ?

maybe it's because my life's so UNREAL. haha

[chhicle]

uh if thats true about meating macaully
youre one lucky piece of shit
but ew crack?

[yesihaveaids]

dude seth green and McKully Kulkin aren't cool, especially if they smoke crack. crack ain't chill nigga. and as for Jack touching your thighs, that's just dumb of you to even let that man get close to you.

what's happened to you, you're so different now.

LET'S GET THE OLD NICK MYER BACK. seriously c'mon, go back to the old you.

[yesihaveaids]

i don't even like The White Stripes or Jack, i'm just jealous that jack got to see my best friend and i never get to.

[chhicle]

i killed the real nick, even ask the new nick. you can find him in hell somewhere
smoking dope with frank sinatra

touching james deans hoohoo

[anonymous]

publicly (this internet thing, its public) admitting to smoking crack is like publicly admitting to killing babies. or eating pieces of poop for breakfast.

[yesihaveaids]

who cares, like killing babies is bad or something. smoking crack is way worse.