(no subject)
1.PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i have a big jagged scar on my groind area from my sex change.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
light blue semen.
3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT?
drink it.
4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT?
Sumo wrestling
5. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE?
that one with hess in it.
6. HOW DO YOU EXERCISE?
doin the nasty.
7. APPLES OR ORANGES?
CHICKEN NUGGEETTSSS
8. GRAPES OR WATERMELON?
water melon nigga
9. WOLVES OR TIGERS?
pandas
10. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
terrible music
11. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY?
no
13. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS?
no
14. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no
15. ? [there's no question.]
16. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON?
yes
17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
had sex with riley
18. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN?
making fun of hess's answers with jared.
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM?
the kind that starts with c instead of a g
20. FAVORITE CHOCOLATE?
Dark chocolate. mmmm nig
21. FAVORITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE)?
chocolate skittles.
22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM?
strawberry.
23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER?
only my assless leather pantsand matching jacket that jared gave me.
24.FAVORITE PERFUME?
burberry brit
25. FAVORITE COLOGNE?
ball sweat
26. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT?
banjo
27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (OPPOSITE SEX)?
what sex they are.
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
my belly button.
29. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN?
hess breathing.
30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
how much i hate thinkink
31. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
only when hess is breathing on me.
32. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE?
yes
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
the one where jesus swallows the puzzle peice and the big man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital
34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME?
it's raining men.
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN?
baby pink. (my mom always dressed me in it.)
36. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
shimmering sparkly gold
37. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
a big fucking teddy bear!
38. IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME?
hess!
39. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
jared.
41. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
red hair.
42. WHO OUT OF YOUR CURRENT FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?
josh
43. NOW THE OPPOSITE SEX?
maribeth
44. WHAT IS THEIR MIDDLE NAME?
cum butt (i think)
45. SUNRISE OR SUNSET?
dawn.
46. WHERE AT?
in da club.
49. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
three men in a dressing room.
50. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
the moon.
51. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
i play back up nose humming.
52. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
i speak drunk.
53. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ?)
a big rubber dildo
54. WHO IS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE SINGER?
Elliot smith, conor oberst
55. ALL TIME FAVORITE BAND?
elliot smith and bright eyes
56. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
ones with pictures and pop ups.
57. DO YOU LIKE POETRY?
groosss.
58. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
like i like my women. hot and black.
59. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHRASE TO USE?
"this biiittchh"
60. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS?
kittens
61. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
what?
62. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
what the fuck?
63. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
make me.
64. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?:
i already told you. red head.
65. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING?
i like to blade it up.
66. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
felicia?
67. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
when hess breathes on me.
68. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
no.
69. WHO IS YOUR CURRENT CRUSH?
not hess. haha
i have a big jagged scar on my groind area from my sex change.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
light blue semen.
3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT?
drink it.
4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT?
Sumo wrestling
5. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE?
that one with hess in it.
6. HOW DO YOU EXERCISE?
doin the nasty.
7. APPLES OR ORANGES?
CHICKEN NUGGEETTSSS
8. GRAPES OR WATERMELON?
water melon nigga
9. WOLVES OR TIGERS?
pandas
10. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
terrible music
11. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY?
no
13. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS?
no
14. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no
15. ? [there's no question.]
16. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON?
yes
17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
had sex with riley
18. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN?
making fun of hess's answers with jared.
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM?
the kind that starts with c instead of a g
20. FAVORITE CHOCOLATE?
Dark chocolate. mmmm nig
21. FAVORITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE)?
chocolate skittles.
22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM?
strawberry.
23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER?
only my assless leather pantsand matching jacket that jared gave me.
24.FAVORITE PERFUME?
burberry brit
25. FAVORITE COLOGNE?
ball sweat
26. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT?
banjo
27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (OPPOSITE SEX)?
what sex they are.
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
my belly button.
29. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN?
hess breathing.
30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
how much i hate thinkink
31. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
only when hess is breathing on me.
32. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE?
yes
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
the one where jesus swallows the puzzle peice and the big man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital
34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME?
it's raining men.
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN?
baby pink. (my mom always dressed me in it.)
36. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
shimmering sparkly gold
37. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
a big fucking teddy bear!
38. IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME?
hess!
39. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
jared.
41. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
red hair.
42. WHO OUT OF YOUR CURRENT FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?
josh
43. NOW THE OPPOSITE SEX?
maribeth
44. WHAT IS THEIR MIDDLE NAME?
cum butt (i think)
45. SUNRISE OR SUNSET?
dawn.
46. WHERE AT?
in da club.
49. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
three men in a dressing room.
50. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
the moon.
51. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
i play back up nose humming.
52. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
i speak drunk.
53. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ?)
a big rubber dildo
54. WHO IS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE SINGER?
Elliot smith, conor oberst
55. ALL TIME FAVORITE BAND?
elliot smith and bright eyes
56. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
ones with pictures and pop ups.
57. DO YOU LIKE POETRY?
groosss.
58. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
like i like my women. hot and black.
59. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHRASE TO USE?
"this biiittchh"
60. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS?
kittens
61. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
what?
62. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
what the fuck?
63. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
make me.
64. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?:
i already told you. red head.
65. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING?
i like to blade it up.
66. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
felicia?
67. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
when hess breathes on me.
68. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
no.
69. WHO IS YOUR CURRENT CRUSH?
not hess. haha