a work overview

[de_la_queso]

my co workers at pei wei are so perceptive its scary.

jonella knew i have a crush on someone
omar knew that i was not opposed to pot

meena and i had a simultaneous orgasm alert. a beautiful young scotsman. whoa damn.
ruben wants me to get drunk with him real bad. "i have a whole bottle of skyy waiting to be used"
rachel can spot hickeys well.
ozzy is a boy who im secretly in love with.
david, my manager is a crazy gay man who is dressing as a woman for halloween and im betting will look better than most girls on their best days.

oh pei wei. working for you makes me happy.