So last week on my way into work I was listening to my favorite morning show, Phillips & Company, and Jen was talking about the 50 Shades book. Long story short this guy wanted to get his wife the books for her birthday but was too embarrased by the prospect of being put on blast at the book store for buying the 'mommy porn'. Anywho he composed his own version of what he thinks mommy porn is. And Jen had this bright idea to have a certain someone read it.
That certain someone was one of the guys on the radio station, Lance, who does the traffic report, and he has a sexy baritone voice. Dear lord, it's a miracle I didn't end up in a ditch. I'm sure to my fellow drivers I appeared like a manic woman racked with hysteria and off her meds -_-
Link to listen to the audio-
http://y98.cbslocal.com/2012/06/14/50-shades-of-reality-as-read-by-lance/ Link to the blog of the husband-
http://theaccidentalmissionary.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/mommy-porn-fifty-shades-of-reality/