Tony! Toni! Toné!
So I come into work Friday, and there's a fax sitting on the fax machine that looks like someone's ID from a distance. A coworker mentions it's been there since the night before and no one knows why this guy faxed in his ID. He's probably one of our drivers.
So I go over and look at it...and Jesus! This guy is fucking scary! Of course there's distortions from trying to photocopy an ID with a hologram, and further garbling from being faxed, but the end result is just so funny and scary.
I've edited his home address for his sake. Else he'd be hunted down by bounty hunters or something.
Please vacate the room of small children, animals, and the faint of heart. I present...
...goddam...
So I go over and look at it...and Jesus! This guy is fucking scary! Of course there's distortions from trying to photocopy an ID with a hologram, and further garbling from being faxed, but the end result is just so funny and scary.
I've edited his home address for his sake. Else he'd be hunted down by bounty hunters or something.
Please vacate the room of small children, animals, and the faint of heart. I present...
...goddam...