Feb 11, 2008 17:42
John McCain should select Rudy Giuliani as his running mate. "Vote MEAN OLD BASTARDS '08"
The Republicans have about freaked me out enough to be a Democrat or something. Mitt Romney's concession speech saying the Democrats will "surrender to terror" and that porn is to blame for an excess of black babies pushed me over the edge.
In the debates McCain will just say, "Vote for me, or LOTS OF BAD SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN, MY FRIENDS!!! BOOGY BOOGY BOO!!!!!!" Black baby crackhead Muslim terrorists will blow up ALL THE FUCKING CHURCHES!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE FUCKING CHURCHES!!!!!!! BOO!!!!!!"