May 02, 2006 04:37
dear yankees,
so after all that swagger during the offseason, it must feel good to get your asses handed to you in fenway park tonight. in my humble opinion, you looked like a bunch of drunken five year olds when you attempted to hit tim wakefield's knuckler. not to mention, your star center fielder got his ass handed to him by every single fan in the ballpark. don't worry though, you can try to beat us again tomorrow. you only have to deal with josh beckett at fenway, so that'll be fun.
ps. i heard you signed mike meyers specifically to pitch to david ortiz. how's that working out?
-Compliments of Drummy.. found this very amusing-