celebrity (and nipple) sighting: Jay Mohr
That blond actor from Go (Jay Mohr) showed up at the Starbucks around 11:15, with his skinny, big-breasted, braless, tight-jeaned girlfriend. Barely contained in a thin, white t-shirt, every eye in the house, male and female, did a double-take. The actor was LA sheik in designer jeans, hoodie, and a cap. In front of the baked goods, he brushed past her, and slid his credit card up her ass crack. In response, she arched her back and tilted her butt up towards him as though an offering. It is only as I write this observation do I now realize the irony of this exchange.
He picked up their drinks (Something grande with whipped cream and caramel, and a plain, paper-cup drink), and led the way out. A black heavy in a suit jacket watched and waited by their black GMC Yukon with custom rims, and held the rear door open. Blond actor got in the open door (girlfriend opened her own door on the other side), then they pulled away, the heavy at the wheel.
He picked up their drinks (Something grande with whipped cream and caramel, and a plain, paper-cup drink), and led the way out. A black heavy in a suit jacket watched and waited by their black GMC Yukon with custom rims, and held the rear door open. Blond actor got in the open door (girlfriend opened her own door on the other side), then they pulled away, the heavy at the wheel.