Rosie killed Kevin - One Shot
Sophie and Sian opened the door to be passed by a shirtless Jason running across the street.
“What the hell?” Sophie asked as Sian shrugged whilst she closed the door and listened to the screaming between Rosie and Kevin at the top of the stairs.
“Dad, I can not believe you!” Rosie screamed as the girls sat on the sofa with Sian cuddling up to Sophie.
“Rosie, this is my house and I will do as I please!” Kevin yelled and a loud smack echoed off the walls.
“Maybe so but you was in bed with my fucking boyfriend!” Rosie screamed as thuds and screams echoed throughout the house as Sophie and Sian looked at one another.
“Wow. At least I know where I got it from.” Sophie whispered with a chuckle as thuds echoed throughout the house and all went silent until a ear piercing scream was unleashed from Rosie.
“Arghhh! I killed dad!” Rosie screamed as the girls looked at the stairs to see Kevin crumpled up at the bottom with blood pouring out his head. Rosie ran down the stairs and skipped over Kevin and looked at her sister and Sian, her jaw dropped.
“It's not what you think.” She said quickly.
“He was...I was...it's going to be ok, deep breaths girls come on follow my breathing.” Rosie quickly breathed in and out as Sophie raised an eyebrow.
“You keep that up and you will hyperventilate.” Sophie smirked at her girlfriend and then looked at Kevin.
“So, you can explain killing dad?” Sophie asked her sister bluntly.
“Oh my God, you wont believe me right, well so I just got home yeah and I heard this grunting and I thought, like some wild boar got in or something right, so I followed the sound and I went into dads room and you never believe what was on the bed right, God it was a right sight, Jason right was on all fours right with dad behind him right and I was like Oh my God right, so yeah.” Rosie replied quickly as Sophie and Sian looked at one another with raised eyebrows.
“Ok, now say it slowly.” Sophie said emphasis slowly.
“Arghhh! So I just got home yeah and I heard this grunting and I thought some wild boar got in or something right, so I followed the sound and I went into dads room and you never believe what was on the bed right, God it was a right sight, Jason right was on all fours right with dad behind him right and I was like Oh my God!” Rosie repeated at human speed.
“Ok and explain the killing dad part.” Sophie asked.
“Oh that's easy, I pushed him down the stairs.” Rosie deadpanned.
“Ok, so what the fuck are we going to do with the body?” Sophie asked pissed off that her day with Sian had been ruined.
“Oh I know!” Rosie squealed and raised her hand whilst jumping on the spot.
“Go on then Rosie.” Sophie sighed as her sister grinned.
“We should bury him! That's what you normally do with dead people!” Rosie said proud of her sudden intellect.
“Right, and where the fuck are we going to bury him, you can't just wander down the street with Kevin bleeding everywhere.” Sian snapped.
“In the garden duh!” Rosie said simply.
“Ok, so just to recap. You found dad in bed with your boyfriend, Jason, you then pushed dad down the stairs consequently killing him and now you want to bury him in the garden?” Sophie asked as Rosie nodded.
“Fair enough.” Sophie said and stood up.
“Right, Rosie go get the fork, Sian put some music on.” Sophie ordered as Rosie rushed off whilst she dragged Kevin down the stairs and sat him against the wall.
“Got it!” Rosie squealed and came rushing back to Sophie.
“Well where is it?” Sophie asked confused.
“Here.” Rosie said handing her the fork in her hand.
“Rosie you twat, not a kitchen fork, the garden fork so we can dig a hole! And while you are at it get the spade.” Sophie sighed.
“Which one is that?” Rosie asked.
“The one that looks like a giant spoon.” Sophie facepalmed at Sian's answer as Robbie William's Rock DJ started playing throughout the house. Rosie rushed out into the garden whilst Sophie grabbed Kevin by the feet.
“Sian help me shift him to the conservatory.” Sophie asked as Sian ran over and grabbed Kevin by the hands whilst they carried him into the conservatory to see Rosie trying to pull the lawnmower out the shed.
“Rosie, what the fuck are you doing?” Sophie demanded as Rosie turned to face her.
“I dropped an earring.” Rosie deadpanned and went back to trying to pull the lawnmower out of the shed.
“Rosie just get the giant spoon and fork and get over here!” Sophie snapped and dropped Kevin in the conservatory.
“Fine.” Rosie sighed as she grabbed the fork and spade and walked over to Sophie.
“Well, what are you waiting for. Dig!” Sophie ordered as she walked and sat on a chair followed by Sian.
“What! Why me!” Rosie demanded.
“Well, you was the one that fucking killed him!” Sophie snapped.
“God, why so irritable, you need to get laid.” Rosie sighed and began whacking the ground with the spade.
“Rosie, what are you doing?” Sian asked confused.
“I think the spoon is broke.” Rosie said examining the spade.
“Oh my God!” Sophie screamed and got up angrily from her chair and walked towards Rosie, grabbed the fork and stuck it into the ground and outlined how big the hole should be then grabbed the spade and over exaggerated the movements on how to use it.
“Ooooo! I get it now.” Rosie grinned triumphantly and began digging the hole as Sophie went and sat back down.
20 minutes later...
“Finished.” Rosie gasped as she crouched with her hands on her knees trying to breathe.
“Finally, now Sian help me throw dad in.” Sophie asked as they walked over to Kevin and dragged him to the hole and threw him in.
“Ouch.” He mumbled weakly as the 3 girls looked at him.
“I thought you was dead.” Rosie sighed as she began shovelling the dirt over Kevin.
“Rosie, he's alive, what are you doing?” Sian asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Well, I didn't dig this hole for nothing, he's in there now, that's all that matters, whether he is alive or not is his own problem.” Rosie deadpanned as Sophie and Sian shrugged and sat on the grass and watched.
“Rosie, why are you doing this?” Kevin asked weakly holding his hand in front of his eyes to avoid the glare of the sun.
“Play dead!” Rosie snapped and hit him on the head with the spade.
2 hours later...
Rosie patted the ground and smiled triumphantly.
“All done.” She grinned and looked at Sophie who was curled up with Sian asleep.
“I wish I knew why I was out here.” She sighed and returned the tools to the shed and woke the girls up as they walked inside. None of the girls saw the hand that burst from the ground with a slight groan.
“What the hell?” Sophie asked as Sian shrugged whilst she closed the door and listened to the screaming between Rosie and Kevin at the top of the stairs.
“Dad, I can not believe you!” Rosie screamed as the girls sat on the sofa with Sian cuddling up to Sophie.
“Rosie, this is my house and I will do as I please!” Kevin yelled and a loud smack echoed off the walls.
“Maybe so but you was in bed with my fucking boyfriend!” Rosie screamed as thuds and screams echoed throughout the house as Sophie and Sian looked at one another.
“Wow. At least I know where I got it from.” Sophie whispered with a chuckle as thuds echoed throughout the house and all went silent until a ear piercing scream was unleashed from Rosie.
“Arghhh! I killed dad!” Rosie screamed as the girls looked at the stairs to see Kevin crumpled up at the bottom with blood pouring out his head. Rosie ran down the stairs and skipped over Kevin and looked at her sister and Sian, her jaw dropped.
“It's not what you think.” She said quickly.
“He was...I was...it's going to be ok, deep breaths girls come on follow my breathing.” Rosie quickly breathed in and out as Sophie raised an eyebrow.
“You keep that up and you will hyperventilate.” Sophie smirked at her girlfriend and then looked at Kevin.
“So, you can explain killing dad?” Sophie asked her sister bluntly.
“Oh my God, you wont believe me right, well so I just got home yeah and I heard this grunting and I thought, like some wild boar got in or something right, so I followed the sound and I went into dads room and you never believe what was on the bed right, God it was a right sight, Jason right was on all fours right with dad behind him right and I was like Oh my God right, so yeah.” Rosie replied quickly as Sophie and Sian looked at one another with raised eyebrows.
“Ok, now say it slowly.” Sophie said emphasis slowly.
“Arghhh! So I just got home yeah and I heard this grunting and I thought some wild boar got in or something right, so I followed the sound and I went into dads room and you never believe what was on the bed right, God it was a right sight, Jason right was on all fours right with dad behind him right and I was like Oh my God!” Rosie repeated at human speed.
“Ok and explain the killing dad part.” Sophie asked.
“Oh that's easy, I pushed him down the stairs.” Rosie deadpanned.
“Ok, so what the fuck are we going to do with the body?” Sophie asked pissed off that her day with Sian had been ruined.
“Oh I know!” Rosie squealed and raised her hand whilst jumping on the spot.
“Go on then Rosie.” Sophie sighed as her sister grinned.
“We should bury him! That's what you normally do with dead people!” Rosie said proud of her sudden intellect.
“Right, and where the fuck are we going to bury him, you can't just wander down the street with Kevin bleeding everywhere.” Sian snapped.
“In the garden duh!” Rosie said simply.
“Ok, so just to recap. You found dad in bed with your boyfriend, Jason, you then pushed dad down the stairs consequently killing him and now you want to bury him in the garden?” Sophie asked as Rosie nodded.
“Fair enough.” Sophie said and stood up.
“Right, Rosie go get the fork, Sian put some music on.” Sophie ordered as Rosie rushed off whilst she dragged Kevin down the stairs and sat him against the wall.
“Got it!” Rosie squealed and came rushing back to Sophie.
“Well where is it?” Sophie asked confused.
“Here.” Rosie said handing her the fork in her hand.
“Rosie you twat, not a kitchen fork, the garden fork so we can dig a hole! And while you are at it get the spade.” Sophie sighed.
“Which one is that?” Rosie asked.
“The one that looks like a giant spoon.” Sophie facepalmed at Sian's answer as Robbie William's Rock DJ started playing throughout the house. Rosie rushed out into the garden whilst Sophie grabbed Kevin by the feet.
“Sian help me shift him to the conservatory.” Sophie asked as Sian ran over and grabbed Kevin by the hands whilst they carried him into the conservatory to see Rosie trying to pull the lawnmower out the shed.
“Rosie, what the fuck are you doing?” Sophie demanded as Rosie turned to face her.
“I dropped an earring.” Rosie deadpanned and went back to trying to pull the lawnmower out of the shed.
“Rosie just get the giant spoon and fork and get over here!” Sophie snapped and dropped Kevin in the conservatory.
“Fine.” Rosie sighed as she grabbed the fork and spade and walked over to Sophie.
“Well, what are you waiting for. Dig!” Sophie ordered as she walked and sat on a chair followed by Sian.
“What! Why me!” Rosie demanded.
“Well, you was the one that fucking killed him!” Sophie snapped.
“God, why so irritable, you need to get laid.” Rosie sighed and began whacking the ground with the spade.
“Rosie, what are you doing?” Sian asked confused.
“I think the spoon is broke.” Rosie said examining the spade.
“Oh my God!” Sophie screamed and got up angrily from her chair and walked towards Rosie, grabbed the fork and stuck it into the ground and outlined how big the hole should be then grabbed the spade and over exaggerated the movements on how to use it.
“Ooooo! I get it now.” Rosie grinned triumphantly and began digging the hole as Sophie went and sat back down.
20 minutes later...
“Finished.” Rosie gasped as she crouched with her hands on her knees trying to breathe.
“Finally, now Sian help me throw dad in.” Sophie asked as they walked over to Kevin and dragged him to the hole and threw him in.
“Ouch.” He mumbled weakly as the 3 girls looked at him.
“I thought you was dead.” Rosie sighed as she began shovelling the dirt over Kevin.
“Rosie, he's alive, what are you doing?” Sian asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Well, I didn't dig this hole for nothing, he's in there now, that's all that matters, whether he is alive or not is his own problem.” Rosie deadpanned as Sophie and Sian shrugged and sat on the grass and watched.
“Rosie, why are you doing this?” Kevin asked weakly holding his hand in front of his eyes to avoid the glare of the sun.
“Play dead!” Rosie snapped and hit him on the head with the spade.
2 hours later...
Rosie patted the ground and smiled triumphantly.
“All done.” She grinned and looked at Sophie who was curled up with Sian asleep.
“I wish I knew why I was out here.” She sighed and returned the tools to the shed and woke the girls up as they walked inside. None of the girls saw the hand that burst from the ground with a slight groan.