Oct 17, 2004 23:17
Said by my music professor:
"I'm filled with bitterness."
"Theme and variations is like Mr. Potato Head. What does he look like with the wig on? How about with the eyes upside down and the mouth on the forehead? Who knew you could drag so much out of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'?"
"Take a chance! Somebody other than Lucinda."
"If you feel your compositions deserve an opus number, you know, feel free to go down in a blaze of glory."
One student asked, "How are the compositions going to be graded?"
He replied, "Arbitrarily. Oh look, it's neat."
"Your alto (sax) composition sounds like one big arpeggio."
Melissa:
"Oh, so has your room been keeping it's reputation so far?"
(me:) "No."
"WHAT?! Lucy! Get to work! I can't be the only one sluttin it up around here!"
And the Hendus:
"You are so funny! You can't fail rush!"
"I'm being followed by a swarm of bees!"
I came home to find several electrical faceplates taped to my door with the message, "Protect your sockets, Lucy. PROTECT YOUR SOCKETS!"
"God help you if you are a phoenix and you dare to rise up from the ash." --Alana Davis (but Difranco originally)
Man, I really should have had dinner tonight.