Pssh.
As expected:
This year's auditions yielded a bumper crop of talent like we've never seen before, making decisions extrememly difficult. You wowed us, but you can see where this email is going. Unfortunately you are not among the group we have decided to call back. We want to thank you very, very much for auditioning, and wish you nothing but the best.
-Occam's Razor
At least I can take pride in the fact that I will not have to participate in any group that cannot correctly spell the word 'extremely'. Come on, people. It's aught four. Spell check. Really.
This year's auditions yielded a bumper crop of talent like we've never seen before, making decisions extrememly difficult. You wowed us, but you can see where this email is going. Unfortunately you are not among the group we have decided to call back. We want to thank you very, very much for auditioning, and wish you nothing but the best.
-Occam's Razor
At least I can take pride in the fact that I will not have to participate in any group that cannot correctly spell the word 'extremely'. Come on, people. It's aught four. Spell check. Really.