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So this will prolly be a longish entry, with lj cuts. We went to the bonfire powerplant thing at youthgroup. im not so sure i liked the powerplant service thing, but the games were fun. then afterward me and steve were going to my car and there were definately like 20 prayer groups all over the place, we were trying so hard not to laugh(not because they were praying but they were hiding in every nook and cranny imaginable. then court took steve home and i took josh, candaice and jason to joshs house. that was fun. it was Katelyn, Candice, Paige, Lauren, Hoefler, Jessi, Jason, Matt and I(plus josh and shannon). their new baby is really cute, it shoeldnt have been born for another month sao its really small. I bought Lauren cupcakes for her birthday because she just rocks my socks off. us guys slept on the front proch. i slept on the swing for a horrible night, finally fell asleep at 2 am and got woke up bythe birds at 530. me and josh made pancakes, and they were grewat considerin the fact that i never made em before. as i was gettin ready to wash my hands after doing bathroom stuff(im not talkin bout anything bad) holy crap i didnt realize how bad that looks, but anyways as i went to wash my hadns katelyn just walked right ointo the bathroom gosh!!! so i got to drive candice jason and matt to washington city mission for a tour, then we went to waynesburg to work in the store. it was soo aweosme...we were howlin the whole time. ya, i guess thats it. ill prolluy add to this later, but im going to bed....
ok, so the commanddments were written on the back of the tablets of the first ten, but people have only now noticed them, and moses was so furious at the hebrews when he annonced the commandments, he completely forgot about them, gosh, ill copy it word for word from the tabloid, oh and FYI Weekly World News is the worlds ONLY reliable newspaper!
11.Thou shalt tolerate the faith of others as you would have them do unto you. ("This one seems to have been directed at those who objected to other Egyptian slaves who journeyed with the flock of Moses," Dr Ling Wu)
12. In matters of business though shalt protect the rights of laborers, as Pharoah shouldst have done. ("This is clearly a commandment to form workers' unions")
13. Thou shalt not put thy animals before people, either in body or spirit. ("This refers the animal-gods of Egyptm specifically cats, whose well-being was put before that of people- much like today," Wu told us. "There were sheep traveling with the group and this commandment protected them."
14. Thou shalt not inhale burning leaves in a house of manna where it may affect the breathing of others
15. Thou shalt renounce a portion of thy worldly goods to be collected by agents of the ruling body("Tax evasion was a serious problem at the time," Wul said. "A government without a sound tax policy is one that tends to go to war and take slaves.")
16. Thou shalt not elect a fool to lead thee. If twice elected, thy punishment shall be death by stoning.
17. Thou shalt not cry "fire and brimstone" during a large public gathering
18. Thou shalt not erect a temple of gaming n the desert, where all will become wanton.
19. Thy body is sacred and thou shalt not permanently alter thy face or bosom. If thy nose offends thee, leave it alone.
"The twentieth commandmentis too worn away to fully read," Wul explained, "but after 'Thou shalt not' the words 'war' and 'oil' were legible. It's still a mystery."
ok, so the commanddments were written on the back of the tablets of the first ten, but people have only now noticed them, and moses was so furious at the hebrews when he annonced the commandments, he completely forgot about them, gosh, ill copy it word for word from the tabloid, oh and FYI Weekly World News is the worlds ONLY reliable newspaper!
11.Thou shalt tolerate the faith of others as you would have them do unto you. ("This one seems to have been directed at those who objected to other Egyptian slaves who journeyed with the flock of Moses," Dr Ling Wu)
12. In matters of business though shalt protect the rights of laborers, as Pharoah shouldst have done. ("This is clearly a commandment to form workers' unions")
13. Thou shalt not put thy animals before people, either in body or spirit. ("This refers the animal-gods of Egyptm specifically cats, whose well-being was put before that of people- much like today," Wu told us. "There were sheep traveling with the group and this commandment protected them."
14. Thou shalt not inhale burning leaves in a house of manna where it may affect the breathing of others
15. Thou shalt renounce a portion of thy worldly goods to be collected by agents of the ruling body("Tax evasion was a serious problem at the time," Wul said. "A government without a sound tax policy is one that tends to go to war and take slaves.")
16. Thou shalt not elect a fool to lead thee. If twice elected, thy punishment shall be death by stoning.
17. Thou shalt not cry "fire and brimstone" during a large public gathering
18. Thou shalt not erect a temple of gaming n the desert, where all will become wanton.
19. Thy body is sacred and thou shalt not permanently alter thy face or bosom. If thy nose offends thee, leave it alone.
"The twentieth commandmentis too worn away to fully read," Wul explained, "but after 'Thou shalt not' the words 'war' and 'oil' were legible. It's still a mystery."