[hyukutz] Headaches
First post, cracky fic.
Pairing: Hyukutz
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (Just because I like the number)
Disclaimer: Let's face it, we all know I do NOT own any of the members of Epik High or Super Junior. But I DO own Yongsoon and Micha and they live happily in my brain.
A/N: Unfortunately my muse has run off with Leeteuk's dimple and it's nowhere to be found, so don't expect much from me.
Yongsoon drags herself through the halls of the building where she shares an apartment with her younger sister. She tiredly opens the door and takes her shoes off. “Tough day at work?” asks her sister Micha with a bright smile. Yongsoon suddenly wishes to wipe out that cheerful smile from her face for no logical reason. A heavy pang in the head takes her out from her violent musings. “Oh God this headache is threatening to break my skull in two” she quickly makes her way to the bathroom straight for the medicine cabinet to grab some aspirin. “That bad huh?” Micha kneels down in their sofa looking to the fridge where her sister is standing now looking for some milk to wash down the pills. “Same as any other day… only not” she sits beside her sister resting her head in the back of the sofa. “Huh?” Micha pauses to give her sister the cue to continue. “Same as any other day at the office as in: (THIS) one of my bosses comes running through the door with a boom box, plays some new Black Eye Peas and starts shaking it to get our attention while the other is getting it on camera and laughing his ass off. By doing the inevitable and looking at the bastard, I got a reprimand from the CEO”. Micha shifts in the sofa “So? That’s pretty normal where you work”. “Sadly, that’s true” Yongsoon closes her eyes. “Well then, what is it then?” Micha gets closer to her older sister. “The thing is, I did not need to know why my boss was so happy” she pinches the bridge of her nose. “Oh my God why are you dragging this story, come on tell me!” Micha bounces in the sofa. “Do. Not. Yell at me.” Yongsoon glares at her. “Sorry. Pretty please?” she bats her eyelashes cutely. Yongsoon decides to fall for the cutesy façade “This morning I decided to get early to the office so I could catch up with some work. You know that lately with all the World Tours and stuff things have been pretty hectic”. Micha nods. “But as soon as I got there I noticed that somebody had arrived before me. I thought it would be best because that way I wouldn’t be so lonely. I started scanning the parking lot looking for a car so I would get an idea of who was it. All I saw was a strange car outside and that’s when I started to get worried. I entered cautiously with my car keys jammed between my fingers; if anyone tried to harm me I would happily introduce them to their manly parts”. “Exactly” Micha approves. “At first I didn’t see anything, but then I started to hear some strange sounds coming from the employees’ bathroom. I got a little closer to see if I could make out what it was. Big mistake”. “What was it?” Micha is now very intrigued. “They were moans. Very loud moans” Yongsoon says very slowly. Micha gasps “Moans as in I have a bean burrito induced diarrhea or as in…” she gasps exaggeratedly. “Love making sounds?” she whispers. “Love making? Seriously?” Yongsoon looks at her sister in disbelief. “Ok, sex. There I said it. You happy?” Micha motions her hand for her to keep going. “At first I wanted to run away and make like it never happened. But curiosity got the best of me and… I… peeked in”. “You naughty girl!” Micha slaps her sister’s shoulder. Yongsoon just glares at her. “As I was saying, I kind of peeked in and… saw” she shakes her head trying to erase the memory. “Get on with it already!” Micha yells without caring about her sister’s death glares. “I saw Tukutz and, oh my God this is where it gets weird… Eunhyuk from Super Junior… going at it like wild monkeys against a urinal” Yongsoon looks at her sister waiting for a reaction. Micha blinks, and then blinks again. Yongsoon is worrying because her sister seems to not be breathing. Micha looks at her older sister like the realization of what she heard just hit her “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! You mean MY Hyukie? And… And… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Why the hell would he be there?!” This is exactly why Yongsoon had a headache. Micha is a psycho devoted fan of Eunhyuk, she no less than worships that man, and just thinking about her reaction gave her a headache. “Well… Last night Epik High were guests at Sukira, and for what I’ve heard Tukutz’ car broke down and Eunhyuk offered to take him to his apartment. Apparently he never got there? Maybe he had to take him to work in the morning and… Are you ok?” Yongsoon places her hand reassuringly on her sister’s hand. Micha looks at her sister’s eyes with tears on her own brown ones “But… but… Hyukie belongs to Donghae…” “WHAT?!” Yongsoon jumps up from the sofa. “Yeah, how could he betray his fishy like that? Although I have to admit, Hyukutz sounds hot” Micha’s eyes brighten up with a hint of lust. “Did you get a pic? Yongsoon?” The only thing Micha hears is the big thud when her older sister hits the floor.
Pairing: Hyukutz
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (Just because I like the number)
Disclaimer: Let's face it, we all know I do NOT own any of the members of Epik High or Super Junior. But I DO own Yongsoon and Micha and they live happily in my brain.
A/N: Unfortunately my muse has run off with Leeteuk's dimple and it's nowhere to be found, so don't expect much from me.
Yongsoon drags herself through the halls of the building where she shares an apartment with her younger sister. She tiredly opens the door and takes her shoes off. “Tough day at work?” asks her sister Micha with a bright smile. Yongsoon suddenly wishes to wipe out that cheerful smile from her face for no logical reason. A heavy pang in the head takes her out from her violent musings. “Oh God this headache is threatening to break my skull in two” she quickly makes her way to the bathroom straight for the medicine cabinet to grab some aspirin. “That bad huh?” Micha kneels down in their sofa looking to the fridge where her sister is standing now looking for some milk to wash down the pills. “Same as any other day… only not” she sits beside her sister resting her head in the back of the sofa. “Huh?” Micha pauses to give her sister the cue to continue. “Same as any other day at the office as in: (THIS) one of my bosses comes running through the door with a boom box, plays some new Black Eye Peas and starts shaking it to get our attention while the other is getting it on camera and laughing his ass off. By doing the inevitable and looking at the bastard, I got a reprimand from the CEO”. Micha shifts in the sofa “So? That’s pretty normal where you work”. “Sadly, that’s true” Yongsoon closes her eyes. “Well then, what is it then?” Micha gets closer to her older sister. “The thing is, I did not need to know why my boss was so happy” she pinches the bridge of her nose. “Oh my God why are you dragging this story, come on tell me!” Micha bounces in the sofa. “Do. Not. Yell at me.” Yongsoon glares at her. “Sorry. Pretty please?” she bats her eyelashes cutely. Yongsoon decides to fall for the cutesy façade “This morning I decided to get early to the office so I could catch up with some work. You know that lately with all the World Tours and stuff things have been pretty hectic”. Micha nods. “But as soon as I got there I noticed that somebody had arrived before me. I thought it would be best because that way I wouldn’t be so lonely. I started scanning the parking lot looking for a car so I would get an idea of who was it. All I saw was a strange car outside and that’s when I started to get worried. I entered cautiously with my car keys jammed between my fingers; if anyone tried to harm me I would happily introduce them to their manly parts”. “Exactly” Micha approves. “At first I didn’t see anything, but then I started to hear some strange sounds coming from the employees’ bathroom. I got a little closer to see if I could make out what it was. Big mistake”. “What was it?” Micha is now very intrigued. “They were moans. Very loud moans” Yongsoon says very slowly. Micha gasps “Moans as in I have a bean burrito induced diarrhea or as in…” she gasps exaggeratedly. “Love making sounds?” she whispers. “Love making? Seriously?” Yongsoon looks at her sister in disbelief. “Ok, sex. There I said it. You happy?” Micha motions her hand for her to keep going. “At first I wanted to run away and make like it never happened. But curiosity got the best of me and… I… peeked in”. “You naughty girl!” Micha slaps her sister’s shoulder. Yongsoon just glares at her. “As I was saying, I kind of peeked in and… saw” she shakes her head trying to erase the memory. “Get on with it already!” Micha yells without caring about her sister’s death glares. “I saw Tukutz and, oh my God this is where it gets weird… Eunhyuk from Super Junior… going at it like wild monkeys against a urinal” Yongsoon looks at her sister waiting for a reaction. Micha blinks, and then blinks again. Yongsoon is worrying because her sister seems to not be breathing. Micha looks at her older sister like the realization of what she heard just hit her “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! You mean MY Hyukie? And… And… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Why the hell would he be there?!” This is exactly why Yongsoon had a headache. Micha is a psycho devoted fan of Eunhyuk, she no less than worships that man, and just thinking about her reaction gave her a headache. “Well… Last night Epik High were guests at Sukira, and for what I’ve heard Tukutz’ car broke down and Eunhyuk offered to take him to his apartment. Apparently he never got there? Maybe he had to take him to work in the morning and… Are you ok?” Yongsoon places her hand reassuringly on her sister’s hand. Micha looks at her sister’s eyes with tears on her own brown ones “But… but… Hyukie belongs to Donghae…” “WHAT?!” Yongsoon jumps up from the sofa. “Yeah, how could he betray his fishy like that? Although I have to admit, Hyukutz sounds hot” Micha’s eyes brighten up with a hint of lust. “Did you get a pic? Yongsoon?” The only thing Micha hears is the big thud when her older sister hits the floor.